John

Livin life as best i can. you only live once. Played alittle Minor league baseball. i love body art..the more the better...i love drinkin, maybe thats y i became a bartender.....i love sports....my world revolves around it..i have way 2 much fun when i go out wit the fellas.....i gues su can say iam immature....iam unbelieveable at cuttin hair, maybe thats y i became a hair dresser.......iam tottally caught up in my own world that noone really understands..i hold to this day the greatest basketball shot ever hit at paul demarcos summer house in Normandy, NJ...i once punched ralph tropiano in the face so hard i broke his jaw.....i once suplexed john o'hara onto concrete.....i once made joe franzese drink so much he passed out and fell and broke his head open.....i once caught mike colonna "rubbin one out"....i once kicked jarred locasto in the nuts to make a point.....i once put michael maynard in the "diamond cutter" for no reason.......i was once seen fist pumpin wit mike napolitano at a christening....ive gotten sat on by zimrex cause i fell asleep at his apartment(make sure that never happens).....i once shot my cuz matt carlucci wit a paintball gun in the face(by accident of course)........i once tryed to out drink greg colonna but i threw up for 3 days and he laughed at me with a jack on the rocks in his hand hoverin over me tellin me to man up!.....i own george mcguire....i once threw a football from 50 yards away into a basketball hoop drunk and high(all net might i add)....iam an excellent golfer....iam currently workin on my bowling game...ive given up playin baseball to play in beer softball leagues...i dont go to the gym.....i have a sickkk "beer gut"...i have the besttt friends anyone could ever ask for....iam a wiffle ball legend.....i smoke alottt of pot daily....iam tottally out of shape....i love my jobs!(how many people could say that?)......i dream of hittin the lotto daily........i failed out of csi(twice)....squeezed by in high school on ass kissin......was a high school baseball legend.....i used 2 b realllllly fast....i have a sickkkkk lazy eye.......i wanna open an outdoor bar on a dock in key west.....i envy jimmy buffett.....my crew would defeat any1 in beer pong.......i dream of barbeques wit all my friends over when we r like 50 drinkin sittin around a cooler talkin sports whyll our wives get dinner ready and yellin at my kids cause their in my tomato garden.......i wanna b so fat it takes a sec to get out of the lawn chair.......i wanna b known as the fat uncle who always has a story 2 tell...i tell it as it is if u havent noticed already....but i could go on and on but iam gettin hungry..........hit me up if u wanna kno more bout my unbelieveable life I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4