i really can't be arsed with this right now... but then i guess that statement kinda sums me up pretty well. i'm a notorious under-achiever and recently failed uni in spectacular fashion. i am SO definitely going travelling sometime soon, before i have to become responsible. also, i am apparently made of really cool bricks... don't askif you're still reading this then i guess you really have nothing better to be doing. that's kinda sad and you have my pity but for the love of all that is good and holy please stop reading now! i can promise you that there will be nothing remotely interesting in this paragraph so please just go find something else to read. or maybe watch a film or something? how about going for a walk, that'd probably do you some good and you'll feel the benefit of it. just do anything but don't finish read this coz by the end you'll just be annoyed with yourself for pursuing such a lost cause - and you'll surely be annoyed with me for leading you on. look, this is really pathetic: you do realise that you will never get this time back in your entire life. you'll be able to lie on your death bed and think back to this moment when you could've done something that could've changed your life forever, but instead you just ploughed on through all this crap. really, i feel ashamed on your behalf. perhaps you're thinking there'll be some kind of punchline if you carry on til the end that will make it all seem worthwhile but i assure you there is not! and just to prove it... there! see?(can't say i didn't warn you!)
we miss you vince - you daft bastard
