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Bryan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a middle eastern spanish black man from central asia born 20 years before Jesus Christ and sent to Pakistan by the Protestant Hitler loving Jews. I am here to eat all hamburgers from chicago and louisville kentucky in an attempt to solve the ever growing slavery problem we Americans face every day.
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My Interests

Comedy, Midgets, Music, Video Games, Movies...

I'd like to meet:

Black Waldo.

Music:

"Weird Al" Yankovic, Nirvana, Weezer, The Bloodhound Gang, The White Stripes, Green Day, Andrew W.K., Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Tenacious D, The Strokes, Cake, Rage Against the Machine, Foo Fighters, Jimmy Eat World, RHCP, The Special Goodness, The Rentals, Space Twins, Ozma, Audioslave, Korn, Snow Patrol, Keane, Papa Roach, System of a Down...I like all types of music but mainly rock.

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja, Almost Heroes, UHF, Freddy Got Fingered, Dirty Work, Screwed, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Bad Santa, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Borat, all Jim Carrey movies, Mel Brooks movies, all 6 Star Wars, Bound, V for Vendetta, Sin City, 300, Kill Bill etc...

Television:

Comedy sitcoms that are good. TV has died to reality tv. I like SNL and sitcoms like Married...with Children, Norm, The Tom Green Show, The Job, The King of Queens. Basically I am awaiting all my shows to come to dvd. I would try and catch up on old shows I missed.

Books:

I like fictional books like The Koran.

Heroes:

The great stand-up comic Adolf Hitler!

My Blog

Ralph Poo Pee

He was a caged midget. His name was Ralph Poo Pee. He shook the cage on occassion to notify his owners that he wanted food. They served them what all midgets eat, dog shit. He then started a rebellion...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

Pancakes

Philip opened a can of ravioli and threw its contents at a man walking by. This man was no ordinary man, he was black. Which obviously means he felt what Philip did was racist. So he tore off Philip&r...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

A Love Story!

Wendy went to the local grocery store. She bought some apples and tuna fish. She went home and setup a picknic blanket in front of her house. She laid down, undressed and starting smearing the tuna fi...
Posted by Bryan on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:27:00 PST

The Legend of Essex Delancey

It's name was Essex Delancey, a midget born in the middle eastern part of Bulgaria. He used his frequent flier miles to take a trip to America. On his trip he was viciously raped by a woman with a str...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:47:00 PST

Poetry

I am the apple in the corner of the night. I am the apple, please don't fright. I am the apple that waits up at night. I am the apple and I fly kites. This apple likes racial slurs. This apple is a KK...
Posted by Bryan on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:44:00 PST

Hitler’s Abortion

I was in this void, it happened in space. Mr. T was there sucking me off. I had a tattoo of John Edwards the Crossing Over guy on my right butt cheek. Aliens forced their way onto my planet. Where I w...
Posted by Bryan on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:41:00 PST

The Story of Christmas!

I was born in Columbia, sentenced to death from birth. I was Asian and had very bad bladder troubles. I didn't really care for what was happening. I was bleeding out of my female genitalia and a low ...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:51:00 PST