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Tall-ass Turner

bendin' strings, f 'n up fretboards, and splittin picks

About Me

Tall, Drunk, and Handsome!!!

My Interests

drinkin and dancin, fishin, hippie festivals, going to the dayton laserlight show, Singin karaoke at the bars, playing old country songs on my guitar, watching UFC or any other MMA sport where people beat the shit out of each other ( go Rich Franklin! )

I'd like to meet:

.....IN MARVIN WE TRUST.....

Music:

TOOL, Jay-Z, Kid Rock, Keller Williams, David Allan Coe, Les CLaypool, BUcket HEad, Grateful Dead, Gov't Mule, MMW, Johnny Cash, Phish, Garth Brooks, Jim Croce, Pink Floyd, Rumpke Mountain Boys(all bluegrass is awesome), Jack Johnson, Danzig, Van Halen, DMB. Pretty much everything except for new punk, ska, and lil jon.

Movies:

Airheads, Man on Fire, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crash, Sin City, Natural Born Killers, Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devils Rejects, 8 Seconds, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, City Slickers, The Jerk, The Willies, Tommy Boy

Television:

UFC, King of the Cage, Pride Fighting, boxing. I also like Insomniac with Dave Attel, Bevis and Butthead, Wife Swap, and the Ali G show.

Books:

The Cinncinnati Bengals will be Super Bowl champions this year, you got my word on it....... IF YA DON'T KNOW NOW YA KNOW!!!

Heroes:

My Papa, Johnny Cash, Bill Clinton, Rich Franklin for representin' the nati, Jerry Garcia, Robert E. Lee, Chris Henry, Tommy Chong