The Short Version:
.Robert Reynolds
.18
.College dropout
.Chef
.Makes light of EVERY situation.
Robert Reynolds > You
The Mid-Length Version:
I'm Robert.
I'm alot of things. Mostly a Chameleon. I change slightly to adapt to different people. I am genuine. I'll love to laugh with you. I'm a gent, I'll buy your drinks, I'll hold the door open for you, I'll let you past, I'll be well mannered towards you. I'm a lad, I'm a opportunist prankster. The best feeling is making someone smile. I'm crude. I'm Welsh. I'll never be attractive in a conventional sense, More abstract cute... Not in a Piccaso kind of way, More of a 'different cute' kind of way. I believe that beauty really does lay within, but being pretty isn't going to harm you.
There are some things I will never be:
Ignorant. Needlessly Rude. Dull. Quiet. Nasty to someone is is trying to be nice.
If you get to know me, I'd love you to get to know my little quirks. I want to whisk you away for a hot chocolate, sit and laugh, have a little flirt. I love appriciating the little details about people, that they put effort in to and rarely get praised on. I like that too I do.
Just re-reading this, WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?!
The Long Version:
Greetings!
My name is Robert.
Also known as 'Rob' to my numerous and lazy friends at college.
'Roberto' to my darling Amanda (My 22 year old Brazillian FITTIE).
'Reynolds' to Sean and the OC (Obese Crew).
'You cunt' to the many chavs of Mile Cross which just so happens to be the 'delightful' area that I inhabit :D
'Sexbucket' to Lee Lee.
'Theatre Son' to my beloved Theatre Mother Beth.
'Rocky' or 'Crapface' to my personal ginger love factory Sophia!
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I love meeting new people and am probably a safe bet for the prize of 'most talkative when drunk' award, also the sub-category of 'Talks the most shite' award.
I enjoy Football, I support Cardiff. I also Enjoy the Statistical and Satanic delights of Football Manager 2008. It makes me happy in my pants.
I have somewhat of a reputation for being unorganised. College assessments are seldom handed in on time.
I enjoy performance, Singing and Acting in particular. Hewett rules for this. I suppose I'm also in 'Threshold'- The most legendary of groups.
I'm a geek/nerd/dweeb. The best thing is, I enjoy it. I love my Nintendo related goods. My Wii cost me an extra £50. (I paid this to my mother to queue up for 7 hours to get it MWAHAHAH!)
My laptop makes me cream. It is increasingly becoming my most prized posession. All (ha) of my college work is stored in its mighty bowels. As are my vast illigal N64 Emulator and ROM collections. (See, GEEK!)
I actually LOVE all of my friends, cliche I know, but I really do. I really value the meaning of friendship and have met some amazing personalities recently. Of course, not to mention my old friends. I love you all. Even if we fell out in year 2, I'm sure you had an effect on the way I am now, and I thank you. (Should I?!).
Life is too short to bear grudges. I treat others how they treat me.
I'm a Baker in ASDA. Not the most glamourous of jobs, but it pays my rent and feeds my addictions of Gaming, Girls and Granite. (Oh the things I do for alliteration)
My record of Girlfriends is actually suprisingly good. I like the women I do. Which tends to be my downfall :(
I'm a Trainee Chef. I love cooking, I love food. I seemingly love the word 'love' alot too reading this so far...
I have a fetish for the Gingers of this world. Well, not a fetish as such... more a perverted desire to have them ALL.
My family are increasingly importaint to me.
I am useless with money. For someone who has earned about 5k this year (not something to brag about I understand) I have literally nothing to show for it.
I pretend to think a lot of myself. Trust me, I really don't.
I like going to Costa with people I haven't seen in a AGE and talking about life while drinking Frescato/Hot chocolate.
I have a weakness for bright eyes and a big cheesy grin.
I'm going travelling sometime in the next 5 years. Where? Who knows, but I'll never forgive myself if I don't.
WELL, thats me. Pretty much. Fancy getting to know me? Add or Message me.
Stay Classy Norwich, R x..
