The Empire Writes Back! |
Dear Jedi,Screw you. Seriously&just screw you. And the force? Fuck the force! The force sucks.Its like this: We live in a cool star (the death star) and are efficient and evil. You on the other hand ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:04:00 GMT |
My list of super-plausible conspiracy theories |
1. Children are in fact nothing but really stupid midgets.2. Little Richards and Michael Jackson are the same person.3. Uruguay is a complete fabrication (like youve ever been there to check!)4. Blac...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:32:00 GMT |
Bad inventions |
1) "The cat reader." Just scan your favorite text into your computer and "the cat reader" software reads it out to you in an unnerving cat voice! Now your favorite pieces of literature can also sound ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:07:00 GMT |
Sögur af Manna |
Eftir að hafa verið dreginn á karókíklúbbinn Ölver með Andrési vini mínum í gær, í tilefni af útskrift hans frá Háskóla Reykjavíkur sem rafmagnstæknifræðingur (til hamingju Andrés!) hugsaði ég að það ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:19:00 GMT |
Offjölgun fávitanna! |
Lengi hef ég haldið þeirri kenningu á loft að mannkynið sé á hraðri niðurleið vegna þeirra skilyrða sem skapast hafa í mannlegu samfélagi á seinni hluta 20. aldarinnar. Skilyrðin sem ég skrifa um eru ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:38:00 GMT |
Grungeboy is saved! |
Hey friends, the sequel to "Grungeboy fights the indies!" is upon us. This is the second chapter of the saga. I've already figured out what's going to happen in the third chapter and I'll try to write...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
What is the meaning of this? |
I have grown disgusted of how people seem to have a pathological need to contrive a meaning from every piece of art. As if the merit of a piece of art is established by it having a concrete meaning an...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:36:00 GMT |
Grungeboy fights the indies! |
The year was 2003. Grungeboy was sitting in his run down apartment in Olympia, Washington listening to Mudhoney's breakthrough album "Superfuzz Bigmuff". He felt apathetic, and on top of that he felt ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:19:00 GMT |
Vomit story number 1 |
So, it was the first time I got drunk. I hadn't planned on getting drunk. I was merely going to visit my friends for a little while. The friends were a bit older than me, and were all becoming fully f...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:44:00 GMT |
Well, what do you know.. |
I used the word "stupidly" in a sentence today to try and be funny, I thought it sounded too stupid to be real, but it turns out it's really a word...
http://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:01:00 GMT |
