Movies, staying one step ahead and Coca-Cola with no ice.
1. Ralph 2. Y. Mom 3. Britney Spears' mom 4. John Denver (to let him know how full of shit he is) 5. Anyone who has ever been a mascot.
The Roots, Talib, Mos Def, J-Live, A Tribe Called Quest, Matisyahu, Little Brother, Murs, anyone who isn't retarted or sounds like they are (except for Fabolous--misspells his name AND sounds retarted and yet...entertains me so). I also enjoy the musical stylings of Yanni (pre-porn-stache of course...), Michael Bolton, Air Supply, and Latoya Jackson (the most talented of all the Latoya's)
1. Casablanca 2. The Godfather II 3. The Godfather 4. Dumb and Dumber 5. Amadeus 7. Office Space 8. Memento 9. Scarface and 10. That one where the pizza delivery guy wants to film a porno...oh wait...
Arrested Development, Adult Swim, a little show called Homicide: Life on the Streets, infomercials for jewelry, doggy super bowl, shows about rashes and sporting events. oh, and porn...lots and lots of porn.
I recently read an incredible story about the coming of age of a young monkey and his incredible journey through the bureaucracy of the local hospital after he was admitted by a certain stranger with a yellow hat. Riveting.
My mom. Your mom. Yo grandmama (where applicable).