ok so now we come to the interest section of our tour so keep all your fingers and toes inside the vehicle at all times the ride is about to start.
like i said i come from a long line of drnuks and bikers so its no wonder i have a soft spot down in the cockels of my filthy black weasely heart for bikes and beer guns and girls. i love to ride, nothing like the wind in whats left of ma hair with a .45 on ma hip and a nice pair of ta ta's in ma back heading out to a gathering where much beer will be consumed it just dont get much better than that fellas. oh and as if you couldnt already tell im quite the kinky little sociopath, if you wanna know more about that your gonna have to get to know me better and ill tell ya all about it, just good clean fun with a few ropes and other assorted toys
hell i dunno who i want to meet, i get along with all kinds of people so long as they act like civilized individiuals, the way i see if ya want tobe a friend act like a friend
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ok music something i can get into, i like all kindsa stuff mostly heavy metal and the like ive never been one to go for the soft and cuddly crap, so i listen to tool and ministry and rev co and so on and so forth pretty much anything that makes little old ladies clutch their purse tighter to them makes me happy,,, oh yeah if ya wanna get a hold of me im on yahoo as ministersyn or MSN as [email protected] i keep both messengers running just fyi
oh man talk about movies, my dvd collection stand right now at a little over 550 movies, all kinds of movies Sci FI, Action adventure, horror, drama, comedy, you name it.. but i have six distinct rules i follow when i choose a movie and so far they havent let me down, these rules have come from many many hours of watching both good and bad movies over the years and as long as i follow them i can pretty much rest assured that its gonna be a good experiance but if i break them then its frisbee out the window time.. the rules are as follows
#1 the movies must have weapons (IE guns knives swords tanks military hardware you get the picture
#2 this leads to rule number 2 the movie must have explsions of some kind they dont have to be big but they have to be in there somewhere (IE bombs grenades volcanos gas tanks ETC)
#3 rule number three is that there must be vehicles in the movie of somekind (ie cars trucks tanks chariots space ships ETC) a vehicle is defined as a mode of transportation that is manufactured horses do not count as vehicles
#4 there must be aliens or monsters or some type of googley somewhere in the film that is trying to eat me or take over my planet or race
#5 there must be breasts in the film they dont have to be big and they dont have to be beautiful but they do have to be there and no man boobs do not apply
which brings us to #6 now to have a good movie all you need to do is stick to three of thses six rules but this one is mandatory the others you can pick and choose but this one must never be brokein no matter what THERE SHALL BE NO REFERENCE TO MARRIGE OF ANY KIND IN THE MOVIE TITLE this means no married or wedding or anything else to do with getting married or being married (warning breaking this rule will turn you into a snivelling fan boy and your man card will be taken away from you by force)
there ya have it folks use them wisely use them often and happy viewing
oh man television, you just had to get me started on televison, as big a fan of movies as i am you would think that i would get off on T.V. but thats just not the case, now dont get me wrong there are a few shows on there that are actually worth watching, and oddly enough two of my favorites are reality based,The Deadliest Catch or as i like to call it CRABS is fuckin great and now they got that one there called Ice Road Truckers or as i like to call it Cold Ass Fuckers. the only reason im so into these two shows is because people can actually die, its not like some survivor piece of shit with a catering company 12 feet off camera these guys are actually putting thier lives on the line for a few bucks and the chance to entertain my happy ass and i can respect that. show me a guy who will sell his soul for a little bit of monetary gain and his fifteen minutes and ill show ya a guy who needs to be on T.V. My other favorite show just happens to come on the M.T.V. network, man iremember when they actually played music on M.T.V. what the fuck happened to that, anyway Scarred is fuckin hilarious, watching these morons rip themsleves apart is about the funniest thing i have ever seen, i saw one guy run face first at full speed on a bicycle into the side of a building and the funny part is he was trying to do it, i thoght i was gonna piss myself, anyway the rest of the junk on T.V is just that JUNK.
Yes my fruity little net monkies the surliest bastard on the net does know how to read and guess what i actually kinda like it ive gone thru more than 30 books this year and its only half over, how many have you read wise ass, anyway my favorite author is probably Stephen King seeing as how i have pretty much every thing he ever wrote with some exceptions sure but my King library is pretty complete, other than him i also read starwars novels like a fat kid eats pudding and anything else i might find interesting, so thats it take form what you will
Max Cause hes a bad motha fu,,,,,,shut ma mouth. what i was just talkin bout Max, and my wife, simply cause i love her more than anything and she puts up with all my bullshit and doesnt hate me for it