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Aaron

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I eat a vegan diet, so if you have vegan recipes...I want them! I play guitar and sing in a band.
A Papier Mache Monster - Vocals/Guitar
www.pmonster.com
www.myspace.com/apapiermachemonster
I make shirts
ShirtBoy! Band Merch www.myspace.com/shirtboybandmerch

My Interests

A Papier Mache Monster
Anti-Flag
Mike Park
Stay Vocal

I'd like to meet:

everybody

Music:

bjork, blind melon, black crowes, cave in, coheed and cambria, converge, darkest hour, good clean fun, faith no more, far, foo fighters, glassjaw, hed pe, jane's addiction, led zepplin, nin, the mars volta, ministry, mr. bungle, pearl jam, pantera, people in planes, pink floyd, radiohead, rage against the machine, silverchair, snot, stone temple pilots, system of a down, thrice, tool, u2, weezer,
This is so good:

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Resident Evil, Terminator 1-3, Back to the Future 1-3, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Grease, Half Baked, Lost Boys, Lord of the Rings, Muppets, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Seven, South Park, Superman, Star Wars, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Elf, Spaceballs, Unbreakable, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Edward Scissorhands, Basketball, Both Wayne's Worlds, Starship Troopers, Monty Python, The Marx Brothers, Memento, Dazed and Confused, Sleepy Hollow, Big Fish

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Seinfeld, Boy Meets World, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, That 70's Show, The Critic, Ren and Stimpy

Books:

Dr. Seuss, Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side, Excuse Me, Your Life Is Waiting, The Game, Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway

Heroes:

Superman, My Dad, Bill Hicks

My Blog

If you think Im being none responsive.....

Just wanted to tell anyone that has left me a comment on here or emailed me on here why I may not have responded to you.  Well, my arms can't take life on the computer.  It hurts after a wh...
Posted by Aaron on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

Check out this event: Halloween Havok Rock Show

Hosted By: Aaron MasonWhen: Thursday Oct 11, 2007 at 6:00 PMWhere: College of Southern Maryland8730 Mitchell Rd.La Plata, MD 20646United StatesDescription:Aaron Mason Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST

Going to Europe

Going to play my guitar again in Europe for 2 weeks.  Aaron go here if you want to track me: www.myspace.com/goodcleanfun
Posted by Aaron on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:35:00 PST

for Karla

So, Karla thinks it's about time I wrote a new blog.  Something about these makes me feel funny.  Like I've been sucked into the internet/myspace world too much if I write a serious one.&nbs...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:34:00 PST

I'm playing at Hellfest

Good Clean Fun is playing Hellfest on August 20th at 3:30 on the main stage (B).  Just wanted to let anyone know in case they might want to come.  www.hellfest.com...
Posted by Aaron on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 09:19:00 PST

I'm going to Iceland and Holland

I've been excited for the past few weeks knowing I was going to Iceland. I've never been and it looks beautiful. Besides, Bjork is from there! I've been to Holland before so I wasn't really excited...
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cornbread....ain't nothing wrong with that.

Whole Foods has, without a doubt, the best cornbread ever.
Posted by Aaron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST