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About Me

DON'T TRY TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND UNLESS I KNOW YOU PERSONALLY OR YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO PROMOTE SOME HALF-ASS BAND. I'm getting sick of that "Let's add as many people as we can to make it look like we have a fanbase." Also, that "I'm so cool because I have tons of friends on myspace," shit doesn't fly for individuals either. I'm not here to meet new people but to keep in touch with old friends, get to know acquaintances better, and find good, new bands...so that means no terrible acts posing as some "metal" band with influences like Avenged Sevonfold and other various faggotry. Thank you.
I'm not really that bitchy all the time. I'm usually pretty easy going and extremely sarcastic. I get pissy about little things but get over them quickly. I'm a great source of useless knowledge so feel free to ask me about random crap. I get annoyed when people don't practice common decency like holding doors and not talking extremely loud on a cell phone in public. I don't normally complain that much. I'm not a fan of drama and I like to talk to people who keep me on my toes. Having conversations with interesting people who make me laugh or invite debate is always awesome. I used to have my AIM name on here but you creepy internet stalker-types are complete bastards and I refuse to deal with that bullshit.

My Interests

-being awesome, first and foremost.
-making jokes and being sarcastic.
-SLEEPING.
-finding interesting things out about my family and our background.
-karaoke (Just the first step in going on American Idol and becoming famous just so I can meet Stevie Wonder.)
-playing pool, even though I'm not good at it.
-complaining about things I can't really do anything about, like the attitudes of others.
-going to the movies.
-buying way too much crap off of eBay. I keep that site in business.Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh, and by the way...I fucking rule.

I'd like to meet:

For the time being, anyone who can quote Scrubs or Spongebob quickly and with accuracy but more importantly I want to meet:I love Stevie Wonder and my life's goal is to meet him before he dies. There is no better celebrity living.

And this is the man I'll marry because he is gorgeous and 300 ruled, even if his name is Gerard (how gay). Plus, he's got that awesome Scottish accent. That + fabulous abs = double swoon.

Music:

Deadguy
Boys Night Out
Paint It Black
Guns Up!
Out to Win
Internal Affairs
Folsom
Blacklisted
Outbreak
Integrity
100 Demons
All Out War
Modern Life is War
Strength for a Reason
Planes Mistaken For Stars
One Dead Three Wounded
Ed Gein
Off Minor
Yaphet Kotto
Since By Man
You and I
Converge
Envy
The Assistant
Murder by Death
Every Time I Die
Love Lost but Not Forgotten
Circle Takes the Square
Glassjaw (old)
mewithoutyou
Folly
Bright Calm Blue
Bane
Saetia
Northstar
American Nightmare
The Cure
Violent Femmes
Scraps and Heart Attacks
STEVIE WONDER
Marvin Gaye
Elliott
Hot Cross
Queen
Bright Eyes
Anatomy of a Ghost
Duran Duran
Cake
Alkaline Trio
Death Cab for Cutie
Saves the Day
The Pax Cecilia...
So for simplicity's sake, its old school hardcore, stuff that can't be categorized, oldies, some classic rock, and actual, real emo, a type of music that has actually died out years ago. (No, that's not what you could call the crap teenagers listen to today. That type of music is simply called "garbage.")

Movies:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Eight Men Out, Arsenic and Old Lace, It's a Wonderful Life, Gladiator, Coming to America.

Television:

Scrubs (I have the BIGGEST crush on Dr. Cox.), MadTv, American Justice, World's Wildest Police Chases (Those rule.), Cops, City Confidential, South Park, pretty much anything true crime, and Spongebob. I only watch cable tv shows anymore. Network television became too dull for me.

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird, 1984

Heroes:

Dad. That might sound cliche and boring but he was the smartest man I ever knew and he barely graduated high school. I've never known a more honest, noble, interesting, strong-willed man in my life and I doubt anyone, male or female, family member or otherwise, will ever earn as much respect from me. My mother is a close second though. Shoeless Joe Jackson. I don't care what he's done, he was a great baseball player. His picture wouldn't show up so look him up if you don't know who he is.
Gregory Peck. He rules more than most people ever will. Plain and simple, he's a badass.
Jimmie Stewart. He's been one of my favorite actors since childhood. His awesome laid back nature one second was surpassed only by his ability to be infuriated the next while onscreen. More actors should aspire to such kickassness.
Stevie Wonder. Yeah, yeah, blind jokes aside, this man had more talent at age twelve than most people will have in their entire lives. The man's honestly one of the greatest people in music today, a living legend.