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In high school, we used to play this game called the Funny-Awesome Key Game. The two players would sit about five feet away from each other with their backs against opposite walls. Before the game, both participants would agree on a set of keys to use, preferably heavy ones with, like, a bottle opener or a Swiss Army Knife. The first player would throw his keys against the opposite wall to make them slide down onto his adversary's head. If you threw the keys really high, you would lose accuracy, but the impact would be all the more intense. Then the second player would get his turn, and so on, until Math class. The game was called the Funny-Awesome Key Game because it was both funny and awesome, and because it involved keys. My life is like the solo version of the Funny-Awesome Key Game with no keys and no Math class. I also have a cat.
Now I have a blog that's in video format!
It's called The Ex President . There is also some good, old-fashioned text in it, so people don't get too frightened by all the novelty.

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If I could go back in time and stuff, I would like to meet myself on the day that I lost my black Redskins hat, so I could figure out what I did with it and tell me not to do that.

Click the button below to check out my olde time Web log!
It's about me, Sean , and Patrick , except, like, in the 17th century.

Are you ready for an epic Canadian adventure?
Watch the frightening trailer for my Oh, Canada! documentary, then check out the film at lovefromjack.com !

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Both bands feature former members of the monumentally influential art-rock outfit, Foreplay. Click here for Foreplay's official fansite.

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My Blog

Love Song for Rebecca (from Jack and Sean)

Sean made me record this nauseating song so that he could impress his fiancé. It’s the one "Oh" track from Exes and Ohs (our forthcoming concept album about our ex-girlfriends). Enjoy!http://www...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:55:00 GMT

Tatiana Was a Tiger

This is a music video I made with my friends Jan, Hadley, and Patrick B. B. Resing over Christmas break. It's about a tiger named Tatiana. We made parts of the video before we knew what the song was g...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 14:40:00 GMT

David Blaine is Awesome

In David Blaine's most recent TV special, "Drowned Alive," in which he remained underwater for seven days straight, then attempted to free himself from sundry handcuffs and other accessories while hol...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:53:00 GMT

I have a new rock video!

Get Yr. Rux Off, the brand new industrial-techno-sugar-pop jam from supergroup collective The Good Shepherds is the first single from the band's forthcoming concept album about their ex girlfriends, ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:33:00 GMT

I'm losing badly to Jack Shepherd

You may be familiar with "Jack Shepherd" from the television show Lost. I haven't watched the program myself, but evidently this asshole is some kind of a heroic doctor with a tragic past, or some oth...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:04:00 GMT

I am obsessed with Google Image Labeler

You can find it here. The way the thing works is that you're paired with a fellow lonesome Internet trawler and both shown the same random image. Then, with the clock furiously ticking away, you and y...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:16:00 GMT

Emergency!

So I was walking back home last night at, like, 1 a.m. after taking in some X-Files, when I saw Noah Cooper running down the street after me yelling and flailing like a thing possessed. My first insti...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:56:00 GMT

Bricks (c. 2001)

Language he throws around like old sacks of bricks. Bricks he handles delicately, tiptoeing around them, building walls like language. Ballet has no appeal for him, he neither sees its grace, nor if h...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:31:00 GMT

Caring About Stuff (an elegy)

About six years ago (it was summer and I was walking on the Berkeley campus), I had this thought: "We think in language, and to think well is to act well -- appreciating good language is the first, an...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:20:00 GMT

Reflections for Amateur Jockeys

This is a Kafka essay that I've always enjoyed. I had thought it was the most concise possible way of making a certain fairly complex observation, until that enviable bastard David Foster Wallace...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:08:00 GMT