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Dan

Democracy is the theory that common people know what they want and deserve to get it...good and hard

About Me

I like to think of myself as a humanitarian nihilist. I want you all to fucking die but I want it to feel good when it happens! Like orgasming to death or something fun like that. Maybe chocolate poisoning? Ill leave it up to you. Im a liberal redneck. A extrovert with social anxiety disorder. I like to think my unique outlook comes from my parents, who were both insane. Not the fun "Hey look hes peeing on a cat again!" kind but the "Shit Agnes lock the doors its the Rux family on a walk!" kind. My dad once punched a horse out that kicked him, no shit saw it go down. My mom carries a gun and a shovel in her car. Saying nothing with alot of words is a powerful gift.

My Interests

Finding reasons to get up in the morning and not stick a shotgun in my mouth. So far all I have come up with is "It would fucking kill me"

I'd like to meet:

[edit] Id like to meet a girl. Any girl at this point. I prefer goth/punker chicks with abandonment issues. Gets the crazy out of the way right up front. (No seriously somehow pasty vampire chicks kick my motor over like a Harley on a cold morning!) Ability to listen to slipknot during sex gets you bonus points. I want a girl that understands that in a mans house the seat goes UP, clothing in bed is fucking outlawed, and we don't buy milk cause it takes up too much beer room! (I may be willing to discuss the first and last though...) Must like romantic walks on the beach clubbing seals and hippies. Seals optional.

Music:

I like metal and j.cash. I like my metal heavy but not retarded. Kinda disturbed, static-x, slipknot, etc. Anything that makes me forget about my day :)

Movies:

Sci-fi buff, I also enjoy a good comedy. Really dont get into horror movies, to be honest they bore me. My favorite all time movie is currently a tie between Office Space and Army of Darkness.

Television:

Daily Show, Family Guy, and Southpark. Other than that its either history channel or off.

Books:

My favorite series is "The Black Company" by Glenn Cook. Currently im reading "Two Swords" by R.A. Salvatore. On average I read a book a week. I also am a HUGE Transmetropolitan fan. Warren Ellis is a master of that shit!

Heroes:

Stephen Hawking, hands down. The man is brilliant and a good example of the human spirit dealing with adversity.