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About Me

Crossword puzzles are a contact sport. I don't typically filter myself, and that tends to get me in the best kind of trouble. There is no need to ever say the word "duty". I smile when I am angry. I am the most patient mother-fucker in the world, but when I am done, I am DONE. I love ending sentences with the phrase: "So there." I giggle, when inappropriate. Instant gratification is the best. The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. Jesus loves me, but I'm not sure how I feel about him.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You scored as Lucille. You drink too much, but you're not afraid to point out other people's faults -- least of all those of your children.

Lucille

94%

G.O.B.

75%

Michael

69%

Maeby

44%

Buster

44%

Lindsay

31%

George, Sr.

25%

George Michael

19%

Tobias

13%
"Arrested Development": Which Character Are You?
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Music:

Sirius Satellite Radio is the absolute bee's knees. I spend a lot of time in the (backseat of my) car, and this is a total lifesaver. ;)
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Jennifer's Syndrome
Cause: drug abuse
Symptoms: bad poetry, indigestion, occasional phantom pregnancy
Cure: psychiatry
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Movies:

The Princess Bride-naturally. It is a classic. Robin Hood: Men in Tights- one of my all time favorite comedies. Hard Candy- a recent movie that rocked my world with it's craziness. Howl's Moving Castle- love it! Oh, and I LOVE zombie movies. George A. Romero...bring it on!

Television:

Arrested Development, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Lost, Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, The Boondocks, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, and....err...America's Next Top Model (shut up, Haters!)

Books:

I read a lot of feminist books. It keeps me angry and smiling.

My Blog

Pet Rules

Pet Rules: (To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height) Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain ...
Posted by Jennaface on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:43:00 PST

27

Thanks to my friends for making my 27th birthday so fucking rad. I do admit to feeling a little uncomfortable now knowing that there are pictures of me going to third base with my birthday cake (thank...
Posted by Jennaface on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:02:00 PST