campy stereo types |
I got a job as an insecurity guard, but I was accused of Asexual harassment and got fired.
So I went camping the other weekend. Not like band camp or wilderness girl camp, but regular camp. At the be...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST |
Mock part 2 |
BLUE LAW FOLLOW UP
Dear Governor Sanford,
How are you on this blessed Thursday sir? I am great, I woke up this morning to see that you did in fact take my advice and veto that crazy bill that would ...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST |
Mock your government. |
to: Governor Mark Sanford
from: Jasonthe29th
subject: Blue Law abolishment (i hope I don't come off as sarcastic)
Dear Governor Sanford,
First off I would like to say thank you for all you have do...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:15:00 PST |
the year was 2081... |
and everyone was finally equal.
R.I.P. Kurt. I will miss you sir.
Good Bye Blue Monday...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:01:00 PST |
re cap |
JEESUS CHRIST!!!
So in the last couple of weeks I have waxed my back, went to the masters, and ate easter dinner. I also watched Grind House. Ask me about it. It was good. If you like that sort of th...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:31:00 PST |
Ham Red |
It is a day like today that I really wish that I had my giant cartoon hammer.
For those of you that don't know, my giant cartoon hammer is an idea I had around the first time someone annoyed the shit ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST |
Coughey Talk |
At this moment I have three cups of coffee on my desk. Notice I didn't say 3 FRESH cups of coffee. I had 4, but I figured that it was time for that one to go. The first, and freshest that I am actuall...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST |
The legend of the Chili Bake off (part 1) |
It was a day, not unlike today. A recent threat of wintery mix made rations in great demand. I had to make some back alley deals and grease some palms just to get my seasonings. I started my work earl...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST |
the saint just can't bear it. |
Having grown up in Illinois, and being a huge Chicago Bears fan, I would like to dedicate the following to the New Orleans Saints, who just got destroyed 39-14...
Super bowl part...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:47:00 PST |
Only Fifty One to Go! |
Well, this first week was a good one....
One of those pictures is from the news paper...haha!
Hopefully the rest of my weeks will be as good. The other morning I thought that I had found a lawn dar...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST |
