so this is where i am supposed to write about myself. i was born and raised a cleveland ohio guy and still call it home. if you've ever been here, you would know that it takes a different breed to withstand the extremely variable weather and woefully pathetic professional sports teams. i like to think it makes me stronger. or maybe i am totally delusional. i work as a consultant doing fun consulting things. like the bobs in office space, but with taste in music. in the winters i also moonlight as a ski instructor. it's fun getting paid to do something you really like to do. so maybe now i understand how porn stars feel, minus the guilt and stds of course.
