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Capt N (thanks John &gt;_&lt;)

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Im a nice enough person i think, I'm abit of a nerd but I still have social skills atleast I think i do. I live in manchester and I've lived here for about 5 years after I moved out from my parents I like smoking weed and most of all spending time with my friends. I work in a call centre it sucks but it does mean i get to forget all about it when im not there because i just dont care tbh _NErdMO can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and nErdMO has 7.Lightning strikes nErdMO over seven times every hour.Scientists have discovered that nErdMO can smell the presence of autism in children.Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that nErdMO is near.It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to nErdMO!All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by nErdMO!NErdMO has a bifurcated penis.It takes forty minutes to hard-boil nErdMO.NErdMO was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes. I am interested in - do tell me about
This is my gorgeous girlfriend shes awsome _

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My Blog

Another silly poem

Night Terrors   Tucked in my bed, late in the night, the lamp was unlit, not a flicker of light. Then a chill down my spine which filled me with fright.   Was this sense of dread which now f...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:43:00 GMT

1000 views

well ive just noticed that not only have my profile views reached but they have surpassed 1000 views well what can i say? id like to thanks my mother shes a star the vicar who touched me up in&nb...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:27:00 GMT

A silly poem

The Lane   I once took a walk just me and my brain. Down a long eerie causeway thats known as the lane.   The lane was a dark place with trees on both sides. Where small things and monsters...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:05:00 GMT

funny rainbow shit

For those of you who don't have kids or are far too young to remember the splendid children's TV programme "Rainbow", this may be a little lost on you...... but it was a great show to watch! Almost to...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:38:00 GMT