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Deuce

Maybe the answers are in the next bottle.

About Me

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Name: Jeff
Birthday: 29SEP83
Birthplace: Seattle WA
Current Location: Virginia Beach VA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 50% German, 25% Irish, 25% Mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: My new white adidas
Your Weakness: Questioning shit
Your Fears: .....bees man....bees, and quicksand is a scary mother too!....and of course dopplegangers.
Your Perfect Pizza: That pizza the spanish dude used to deliver in the barracks; it wasn't the best pizza, but the timing was always perfect.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I need a job, and I need to get into college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...myea
Thoughts First Waking Up: man, I was really wasted last night
Your Best Physical Feature: unknown
Your Bedtime: around 1.5 Blood Alcohol
Your Most Missed Memory: all the ones I cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Diesel
Single or Group Dates: any dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck tea!!...but that bottled shit from iraq was ok
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck coffee!!
Do you Smoke: sometimes when I drink
Do you Swear: fuck no!!
Do you Sing: for real no
Do you Shower Daily: yes, sometimes more than I should (Deuce knows what I mean)
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yeah, I really dont have anything better to do
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: its on my list of things to do
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when driving the tank closed hatch off road
Do you think you are Attractive: I would like to think so, but thats not true
Are you a Health Freak: no, but my cholesterol wishes I would be
Do you get along with your Parents: yes....sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: no, I am not musically inclined
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: that should be in the past hour
In the past month have you Smoked: once or twice (you mean cigarettes or other?)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .....maybe....who's asking?....You a cop?!....You have to tell me if your a cop!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: .....you all know that answer.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, its christmas time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no....not my favorite cookie
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never have, but mean to try it
In the past month have you been on Stage: unfortunately no
In the past month have you been Dumped: you have to get in the water to drown
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fucking cop questions!
Ever been Drunk: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!....yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: does it really matter, I am dead at the end right?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dont want to grow up, I am a toy r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia!! Fuck yea!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: proportional
Best Clothing Style: long as it looks good
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3-4
Number of CDs I own: maybe 50...pirated around 200
Number of Piercings: none....not for me
Number of Tattoos: wish I could think of one to get
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not enough space in this line for that one.
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My Interests


You Are Tequilla

When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What alcoholic drink are you?