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Jenni

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. -Groucho Marx

About Me


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I'm fun, spontaneous and half crazed out of my mind. I love life and everything it entails including the pain and heartache because it reminds you you're not dead yet and helps you appreciate the times that are coming up roses baby!
I love Dr Seuss, Pez dispensers and anything to do with crafts. I believe in myself, my family, my friends and I am a firm believer in the strength and beauty of the human spirit!
I like Amy Brown and Brian Froud Faeries. I am an animal rights activist and vegan. I usually hate my hair and if I could pull off bald better that is how I would have it, but I have a misshaped head. I drink diet cherry pepsi like I should be drinking water. I love kids and animals because they can both sense evil and let you know if you are rotten or smell. I spend too much time playing world of warcraft. I don't consider myself deep or hard to figure out. I am honest and if you look fat in those jeans don't ask me if you don't want the truth because I will tell you. I could watch M*A*S*H reruns all day and never tire of seeing Hawkeye or Radar. I have the best friends in the entire world and I know this because when I've been knocked down those people have been there to either pick me up or tell me to get off my ass and pick myself up. I love them and would kill for most of my friends without question. I have never eaten lobster or veal and I never will. I own nothing made of wool. I don't kill bugs... I set them free outside or talk my husband into setting them free. I feel sad every time I see roadkill. I panic when people cry in front of me, but I never show it. I love the band Live enough to travel to other states to see them in concert and I have a crush on the lead singer. I wish I had pretty feet. I love my tattoos and can't wait to get new ones. I am scared of churches, but comfortable in graveyards. I don't know how to take a compliment, but i'm working on it. I worked as a stand-up comedian for over a year. I went to cooking school and got asked to never return after an... incident.

My Interests

Reading, Writing, Movies, Crafts, World of Warcraft, Vegan cooking, Animal Rights

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Music:

Live, AC/DC, Led Zepplin, Fleetwood Mac, Ramones, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Croce, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Queen, Rush, CCR, Deep Purple and the list goes on. I love music.

Movies:

I love old movies, 1940's musicals such as The Fleets In, Gay Divorcee, anything with William Holden, Gene Kelly or Marilyn Monroe, Comedies such as Stir Crazy, The Jerk, Breakfast Club (any 80's teenage angst movies!)Godfather, Some Like it Hot, Schindlers List... I could go on and on, but movies are one of my favorite pastimes.

Television:

Thursday night line up, House, Bones and Medium. Other than that I love HGTV, any crime scene shows, true crime files

Books:

Authors: George Carlin, John Steinbeck, DJ Conway, Upton Sinclair, Geoffery Chaucer, Ann Rule, George Orwellbr

Heroes:

Anyone who has the strength and fortitude to get up and make a difference no matter how small....I have too many friends I look up to to even list but most of all my husband because he shows me every day what is right and good in the world.

My Blog

why thine vegginess irking youse?

Eating animals is a matter of perspective in my opinion.  I know most, if not all of you, wouldn’t even consider sticking your fork into a living creature if you  had to slit its throa...
Posted by Jenni on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

Forgiving our Fathers

When I first saw the advertisement for a small film called Smoke Signals I'll admit I was interested, but like most forms of media I soon forgot about it and put it in the back of my mind on the "to d...
Posted by Jenni on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:05:00 PST

so yah

Where can I go to find shoe covers?  The disposable kind.... i found them alllll over online, but the only medical supply place in town seems to have turned into a salon.  So, now what???&nb...
Posted by Jenni on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:07:00 PST

this time of year makes me miss my friend

Yah so I had a friend and I miss her this time of year, then I think about what made me stop talking to her and I get over it.   
Posted by Jenni on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:25:00 PST

JASON’S FAMILY!!!

Hey!  If you're in Jason's family chances are good I've tried to e mail or write and haven't heard from any of you, so check your snail mail and junk e mail just in case!  Or e mail us so I ...
Posted by Jenni on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:19:00 PST

Check out this event: Trick or Treat at the Park

Hosted By: Hampstead Kiwanis ParkWhen: 31 Oct 2007, 17:00Where: Kiwanis ParkSloop Point RdHampstead, NC 28443United StatesDescription:Hampstead Kiwanis Park Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Jenni on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:44:00 PST

shameless plug

It's official!  I have started my own business!  Please keep us in mind if you should need anything!  Love, Jenni       ...
Posted by Jenni on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

dear Jenni, shut the fuck up

I hung out with Jason's family tonight.  Yah all that hateful ranting... yah that was mostly me.  They are fun and flawed just like the rest of us, but mostly in a very cute way.  I say...
Posted by Jenni on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST

how to argue

How to argue effectivelyBy Stuart J. Williams, Attorney at Law I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer ...
Posted by Jenni on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST