These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
Dude. I'm Josh. Yup. I am pretty cool. I weigh 320 pounds and I am only five feet tall. I don't give a durn what other people think. LAWLS. I am a huge sports fan, and I like to shoot pool at MY BAR. Drama = For your mama. I like to drink every once in awhile, I love movies, and certainly think pretty highly of music. I love rockin out in my car. I own a Ferrari, AKA Toyota Tacoma. It is very easy to spot. It is beautiful. I can say Nigga cause my BEST FRIEND and I mean my VERY BEST friend is Cuban, and that is close enough.
Don't call me JOSHUA. Only 2 people are licensed to use my full name, one is my mother, and the other used to be JLF but she turned out to be like physco or bi-polar or weird or something I am not even sure so I think she lost the privilege so the second spot is open. MSG me to apply
Fuck the Ohio State buckeyes, and The Dallas Cowboys.
The US Army I am currently a Soldier in the US Army. I am on Emergency Leave taking care of my mother since she was injured in a motorcycle accident, due to my need to help my mother the Army has decided to Discharge me. All that training has gone down the drain. My dream was crushed because of something that happened to my mom.
3rd Infantry-Rock of the Marne
