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The Teddy Bear Pimp

You can destroy me, but you cannot defeat me, because to defeat me you need to make me give up, and

About Me

Just a laid back kinda guy. If you got questions, I got answers. You just gotta message me! Peace peeps!It's my baby kitty! play with my pussy!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alex Bernard Corriveau
Birthday: October 13, 1984
Birthplace: Plattsburgh, NY
Current Location: Derby, VT
Eye Color: Varies
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 11" - 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: French/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Walmart brand
Your Weakness: Beautiful women
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to lose 75-100 lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ^_^
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dammit...its still morning!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to canada with Trina and Heather
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Whichever is appropriate
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ewwwww....
Do you Smoke: Regretably
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Only when I am alone or drunk
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes...
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: not often
Do you get Motion Sickness: hells no!
Do you think you are Attractive: well...I'm not ugly, but not like really good looking
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em to death
Do you play an Instrument: use to play the double bass violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: god no!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: can't say that I have
In the past month have you been on Stage: no!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, thank god
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in this weather!? are you fucking nuts?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ...I plead the 5th
Ever been Drunk: let's see... umm...duh
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: doing something that is memorable
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up, and I have no clue
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan/Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they look good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: not enough to care
Number of Piercings: 0, used to have 1
Number of Tattoos: none, hope to have 2-4 in the next couple of years
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to hang out. Unless they are cock-sucking gutter slag!

Music:

I like all kinds of music...I don't really discriminate.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, AI:Artificial Intelligence, Patch Adams, Scary Movie, The Hobbit(1978), The Lord Of the Rings Trilogy(2001-2003), The Butterfly Effect, Shaun of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Evil Dead, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Vampire Hunter D, Robot Carnival, Hellboy, Underworld

Television:

The Colbert Report!!!! Hell yes! Aqua Teen Hunger Force!! Looney Toones still holds a special place in my heart! I love anime, but I won't bore you with that stuff...that would make me weird!

Books:

Fantasy novels...I like to get away from reality a lot.

Heroes:

All my heros are fictitious or mythological in nature.

My Blog

damn...

God damn it!  I just want a big, perky pair of breasts in my face!!!  It's all I ask of women!!!  God damn shallow prudes!
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:57:00 PST

oh yeah...it is just that good!

To those of you who know me personally, I was the preverbial bachelor.  Well, NO MORE!!  I have found an awesome woman.  She makes me incredibly happy.  It is almost like nirvana.....
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

Long gone friend...it still hurts

It's been 3 years since a good friend of mine passed on.  Paul, if you hear me, We all miss you, man.  I know you are in a better place, but I wish you hadn't left us so soon.  Just kno...
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:25:00 PST

Catholic School...lol

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.  Usually, she slept through class.  One day her teacher, Sister Martha Rose, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me ...
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:22:00 PST

Strolling down memory lane...

I was just looking at my buddies yearbook tonight and found my sophomore picture.  Wow...I never truly realized how fat I was back then.  Looking at that pic and seeing myself now....
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

Wow...

I don't know what it is today, but I am in one of the best moods ever.  Just happy go lucky today.  too bad I have to work today! lol
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

Sup, yo!!!!

Well...some of you are gonna laugh at this or call me a fucking moron...whatever.  I have a shaven head once again!  I am going to kep like this now.  hair is so overrated.  Beside...
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST

The trip

Maine is awesome!!  I am gonna meet Dan's dad later today.This update has been brought to you by Fox Networks.Peace
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:53:00 PST

whoa!!!!

Man...the storm we had really fucked up my life.  I had no access to the internet for two days.  I went to burlington on the 25th with josh.  We went to the usual stores...ebgames, game...
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:59:00 PST

GODDAMMIT!!!!!

Why the fuck am I still awake at 5:50 am!!!!!!!
Posted by The Teddy Bear Pimp on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:51:00 PST