Snoozer

My name is Snoozer, I love hangin out with my masta, Scott. Scott is like, my hero, he feeds me sometimes, even when I've already had my dinner!! Some people think I'm fat, but hey, F You guys!! I can't have protein, DON'T ASK!!! I have a penis, and a vagina, it's probably the best conversation piece ever. I've been tryin to play the piano for about 3 years, but its tough, I'm a dog!!!! I like to party, like a ton. My parents Mark and Stacey think I'm just lazy, but when they aren't home, I have crazy parties. Anything else you want to know, just ask!