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Dragonzord

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About Me

First off, I want to make it clear that I am the Dragonzord from the American version of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. I was partnered with Tommy, not Alex Quest from the Japaneese version. I am over ten-thousand years old. I know it says twenty one but that is just going by the birtday I have on my fake id. It is amazing, I was able to get into a bar when I was fifteen. But now that I am ancient, well, no one believes me about my age.Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 100% Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 75% Superman 55% Wonder Woman 45% The Flash 45% Catwoman 40% Robin 35% Batman 25% Supergirl 25% You are a wanderer with
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My Interests

Hmmm, well lets see. There is stomping space monsters ass. "Accidently" stomping the city in the proccess. What else, oh well I play poker on a rather regular bases, and I love getting drunk and inventing new drinks to get drunk with next time.

I'd like to meet:

Kimberly. I know I know. We worked together for years, but it was all buisness back in the day. We Zords were called upon to kill the mon... or I am sorry. Vanguish, don't want to stir up any of those old parental groups up. We were summoned to vanguish the evil monsters. The rangers would take the credit, and they would go out for drinks. I never really got to talk to her. Any way, besides her, I would love to meet some of my old fans, and to reconnect with others from the hero community. Maybe even find some old villans I was cool with.

Music:

Despite what one would think with the obvious "metal" pun, or suggesting classical because of the Dragonflute. I have a pretty expansive musical selection. Led Zepplin is one of my faverites, of course then there is also, the missfits, and hell I like a lot of Kanye West's shit. I can listen to most anything, just not whiney little bitch crap, what happen to Green Day? I slip under the sea for a few years and they have become a boyband with instraments.

Movies:

I don't get to see too many movies. I find the seats in the theater a little too confining. I do have to pay proper respect to the big man though, I would most certainly not be the Zord I am today if not for Godzilla. He made a lot of progress for us giant lizzards. Weather he be fire breathing dinosaur, or drill tailed missle launching dragon. It all comes back to him. One of my favorite things to watch though is when I play Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon over the Wizzard of Oz. Another great movie is Kung Fu Hussle, I am trying to learn the dance of the axe gang, and the dance from Resevior Dogs so I can come up with my own hot moves for when I kill my enemy.

Television:

I rarely watch tv. It is a vast waisteland of crap. After the purity of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was lost to what ever crap they are now, I gave up on television. I will admit, I do still watch a few shows, Alias, Reba, ummm the old Dilbert cartoon. CSI was cool, then they just broke into way to many versions and ran out of ideas, taking the same road as Law and Order.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, All Quiet on the Western Front, ummmm, comic books are good. Huge Batman fan. Well, I am a Batman fan, and I am huge. Oh, of course every one should read the Art of War. Wicked was alright, did not live up to the hype though. Stupid Broadway making it a fad.

Heroes:

Well, I am sure most of you have already guessed this. Especially if you heard me gush over him in my movies section, but who could possibly be more my hero than Godzilla himself?

My Blog

Holidays

When I drink alone, I prefer to be my self.
Posted by Dragonzord on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Leave the Amish Alone!

Ok, I don't have time to get into everything about this right now, but there was an attack on the Amish yesterday.  At an Amish school!  The AMISH!  The most damn peaceful mother fucker...
Posted by Dragonzord on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

I wonder...

Does Homer Simpson still own the Denver Broncos?
Posted by Dragonzord on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST

Simming Lessons

Who would be interested in taking swimming lessons from me?  I need some xtra chash, and I fiugre.  I go months at a time under water.  I am sure that should qualify me to teach you sad...
Posted by Dragonzord on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:08:00 PST

Whores

Sorry I have been away from the site in a while, my legion of followers/worshippers.  The dragon zord does love you.  He just hates all the friend whores trying to get a piece of the Dragon....
Posted by Dragonzord on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

Joke.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.  He sits down and orders a beer.  The bartender serves him his drink, and says, "This is probably a dumb question, ...
Posted by Dragonzord on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 06:46:00 PST

The New Year

God I hate the Holidays.  All the pressure and stupid people and everything.  It is horrible.  The one thing I have learned though, is that damn there is no day of the year better to ge...
Posted by Dragonzord on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:21:00 PST

Desires

I want some Cottage Cheese...
Posted by Dragonzord on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:01:00 PST

Oh the turkey

Oh god.  I just woke up from thanksgiving.  Man, I don't know if it was the turkey, the wine, or the combination of them with the tranquilizers I lifted off of Mastadon, but damn, I have bee...
Posted by Dragonzord on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:25:00 PST

Halloween.

Well, Halloween was this week.  I hate Halloween.  I really do.  I mean I ask you, "Where is the evil?  Where is the evil?"  I mean, if you know me, you know I am against evil...
Posted by Dragonzord on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST