tanner

Greetings Humans, My name is Tanner and yes I am a kitty! I have so much I wanna share with you but first I'll start with a few questions ...question 1. why is it when take a shit, oops I mean poop people leave the room screaming and running? I find that I'm often locked in the bathroom with you when you take a poop and but can I carry on that way hells nooooo. if I did you'd kick me in the ribs anh have my nuts cutt off...question 2.When humans roll around in the bed and make loud noises and shoot strange juice every where. what am I suppose to do, just sit in a corner and allow this to happen? I find that the juice is very sticky and is impossible to get out of my fur and I don't see too many volunteers around wanting to lick it off of me! Come on folks at least use a nice sweater or something like that to wipe your jizz, I do..Opps where you going wear that again? My Bad..question 3.Why don't they make prada in my size? I admit I have a small foot but damn give me a break!!!I hear pumas have their own shoes and their african, do they even wear shoes in africa?...I can rant and rave all day, it's not like I have any thing else to do besides licking my balls and making your life a living hell.I'm just joking, I'm not all bad I like puppies and kittens, as long as their old enough to mate..I have been taking a few ninja classes on the side to0..One day I hope to be a famous jewl thief and a pimp and guess what? I'm half way there..I guess I should let you know I'm not alone in my plotting and sceeming to take over the world,my buddy Steven is in on it too he just doesn't know it yet...I'll be back to tell you more about me when feel that you've earned my trust....Damn I gotta go, my baby momma's beeping me ..I told that hoe to never call me on my pager...thats for money making hoes only.. later tater......