DISCLAIMER: BEFORE READING THE FOLLOWING, PLEASE BE ALARMED THAT THE FOLLOWING IS NOT HERE TO OFFEND YOU, IT IS HERE TO PICK ON LITTLE THINGS PEOPLE DO THAT MAYBE BE ASKING FOR A REALITY CHECK... LOL AGAIN, DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE AND BLOW A GASKET IF YOU DO THE FOLLOWING
My Name is Tony, im a simple down to earth kid, but if you wanna be complicating i can do that do just as good. Im legal (lol) Here are some things i hate. Bad Poker players, girls who call themselves Miss New Booty, people who act one way to you, then different when it matters, people who go all-in with Queen Jack Suited, and then say "but they were suited", people who visit your page and dont leave anything that say they were there. People who watch MTV, people who say widescreen tv's are bad, people who think if you leave a channel on a plasma, the image will burn, people who dont call you back when they say ill call you right back, people who have a bigger DVD collection then blockbuster, people who watch growing up gotti, then say oh he looks like a gotti, people who spend their day on myspace and hide the "Online Now !" Icon, people who didnt like Office Space, people who became Red Sox fans in 2004, people who didnt like Antoine Walker when he was a Celt, people who think theirs no difference between Coke & Pepsi, people who when you ask them watsup ? they respond with nuthing just chillin, cuz i didnt ask you what you were doing, which chillin can be an answer, people who spent their time to read this,and also didnt leave a comment about it ... lol, people who like todays hip/hop & rap, girls who call themselves fat, when they weigh a buck 5, people who wear du-rags when they dont have braids or not even tryin to get the waves going, people who say "im holla'in atchu" to a girl when they are standing in front of her, people who deny they are gay, when its clear they are, people who put someone on their top 8-12 friends list jsut to play grabass with them, people who stare at me from their car when i drive by them, (its just a lexus, get over it) little people who act bigger then they are, big people who stoop down to little people, people who like something only because a girl they like likes it, 2faced people piss me off (especially if they are born in june), people who say i shouldnt walk into church if my hair is in braids, nickel dimers, valet parkers at the casino, low lives who live in the casino, people who buy $300 sneakers to fit in, buy em cuz you like them,not to fit in, guys who wear tight clothes, and girls who wear baggy clothes, guys who talk like girls and girls who talk like guys, guys who call to check in should start acting like men, and beer should taste like beer, people who tip the bartender $100 ona $30 bill, guys who wear hats everyday, guys who walk around in 50 cent beaters, yankee fans, laker fans, canadien fans, and dolphin fans, people who say exactly what they are doing on their away message (for example: wiping my ass (you know who you are )), people who laugh at your joke because they feel obligated, people who call your bet because they are so called 'commited', people who root for the favorite in a game, people who jump on bandwagons, i see more and more detroit tiger fans around now, last year they didnt know where the tigers are from, devean george fans, people who yell out "ma the meetloaf" when they hear the word meetloaf, people who talk during a movie, people who repeatedly say "tony i love you" when they are shitfaced and start playing grabass, people who act different when a different crowd is around, old men with young ladies, people who work on a desk with a computer in front of them and say "damn today was stressful" c'mon give me a break !, people who think of fantasies when you mention fantasy football, people who watch bowling on sundays rather then football, people who take up 2 parking spots, people who drink smirnoff ice and claim they are drunk, people who act like clowns when they have a sip of alcohol, people who drink by themselves, people who watch the movie casino then think they are Joe Pesci, people who watch the NBA Finals then go otuside and try to shoot a ball when they never have before, people who connect on my curve ball, people who smoke chronic and then claim they feel buzzed, people who play ace-rag and catch, people who put their phone number in their away message and expect people to call them, people who hold their phone to their ear assuming i think they listening to their voicemail, but the phone isnt actually dialing, people who wear jerseys as a fashion statement, people who over dress, weed scavengers, damn i think i ran out of things to say, but when i think of more ill type em in. Enough talking about things I hate.
Here are some things about me , I live in Dedham Mass, im 23, Im a College Grad with a degree in Video Broadcasting, and a self earned Degree in Human Behavior. You cant hide anything from me, I can sense it right away.
I work 30 hours a week, and Im my own Boss.
I havent worked past 6pm in 5 years.
I can roll the phattest blzz but not actually use it, people use me for that talent.
If you want to challenge me in a game of heads up poker, you name the price, ill name the place.
I can touch my nose and my lower chin with my toungue.
Im 23 and I cant grow a beard. lol
Here are some other things I cant stand. People who immitate KGB when playing cards, people who think they can play, people who try to fit in when its obvious they dont, people who play extreme grab ass to make a friend.
How about some things I like.
Well .... hmmm....people who call your bet when you slowplay and you cash in, people who dont watch MTV, people who do something with their time besides driving around.
Features in a girl... eyes, and personality.
Features in a guy... lol just kidding.
