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Is this real, is anything? Tangibility is overrated. Bet your ass it is. Yep.I am paranoid, but fun-loving, and I disregard many things.I am here to waste both my time and yours. Give me a chance and I'll do it to it. When I was a little girl I wanted to be a hooker because my Mother watched the T.V. program Hunter all the time. The whores on that show were so glamorous, with their red spandex skirts, blue fish nets and smacking on that Bubblicious gum. Maybe one day my dreams will come true. If you believe it you can achieve it they say. But we know "they" are all liars.I like all kinds of people. Weird? Say hey. Feel life rejects you? Say hey. Horny? Say hey. Happy? Say hey. Drunk? Say hey? Sexually repressed? Say hey. Brain dead? Say well... well umm, that's uncomfortable...just drool and I'll accept it as you saying hey. Polygamist? Say hey. Unsure about life? Say hey. Silly to a fault? Say hey. I was lying about that part where I said I liked ALL kinds of people. That's simply impossible. Uptight M F R's... you can leave. This will not make sense, but this song or the other one after it, is "me" if it makes any sense to you then... it makes sense. People like to diagnose themselves, or pay a Dr. to do so.... but I think, and may be wrong...but I think we are infected by the human condition. I do not think the world talks to me through the Talking Heads...it just happens that maybe they do.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who suffer from arrested development of the mind like I have. People and robots who like to laugh. I’d also like to meet Wizards, Sassy Grandparents, Tap Dancing Frogs, People with Mustaches (men but women especially), People who send their video’s into America’s Funniest Video’s but who were rejected, Scientologist’s, Siamese Twins, Pimps and Ho’s, Heroic Dogs and Toddlers, People who believe they are possessed by Demons, and also...most importantly you. Also I’d like to meet John Tesh. His radio show has saved my life on numerous occasions.

My Blog

Vagina's and Cooter

                 
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 21:10:00 GMT

does the interenet know im fat??????????

HOW>????  It's alwayss saying LOOOSE weioght now...........and showing pictures of what i COULD looks like.  ALso the Internet htinks I have crazy wrinkles. Internet pop ups/advers-ments are...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:40:00 GMT

All of this in a DEEP Southern accent, or Hillbilly Accent

Baby...you need to smile at those judges!!!!! If you don't smile at them judges, well.... honey you are nuver gonna win.And I mean nuver!!!Stop all that whining.  Baby girl you need a tan.  We are gon...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 18:38:00 GMT

I live in the South.

How do I know?Because the other day on my street I saw a child on a 4 wheeler (I live on a paved street)...anyway, I  saw a child under 10 years old on a 4 wheeler driving in front of the house, with ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 06:12:00 GMT

A fun story

Once there was this bastard child that was born in the late 70's.  His Mother was a real whore.  A real cock sucking Disco Queen.  This poor  bastard's name was BoJangles.  His name was Bo Jangles bec...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:05:00 GMT

Smells are arousing

There are some smells that are just arousing, make you tingle in your private parts.  I am not talking about your ear canal, tear ducts or in between your fingers or toes...but your cooter and tally w...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:46:00 GMT

My Clit

HAS SCABIES.  That's what you get for fucking Vagrants with free booze I guess.What is scabies?Scabies is an infestation by the itch mite, Sarcoptes scabiei. Mites are small eight-legged parasites (in...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:17:00 GMT

here ya'll


Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:03:00 GMT

Wet. White. Dead. Dog.

I thought about this the other night.  When I was about 12'ish, I use to get up early to walk over to my cousins bus stop to catch the bus with her.  I did this because my stop was the last stop on th...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 08:12:00 GMT

Being Good gets you nowhere in life

So just do what the fuck ever you want. I know that for sure now.This has nothign to do with that I just love this song. I also love lots of stuff.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:22:00 GMT