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adamthehousecat

If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.

About Me

HEY! my name is Adam, I teach a senior citizens water aerobics class at the YMCA on Monday mornings, I was formed when a very diffuse molecular cloud began to collapse under it's own gravity due to the influence of a nearby supernova explosion, the cloud collapsed and fragments ionized the surrounding gases to produce me =)I'm a vegetarian My favorite Beatles album is rubber soul I ride a bmx bike I was a member of MC Hammer's entourage until he went bankrupt in 96 (the same year my automobile was manufactured) I don't smoke, anything, I barely drink, I honestly still listen to cassette tapes and have a GHETTO BLASTER if you want to break dance battle. if it says "Online Now".. 4 a long time I probally left my sidekick on and forgot to sign out. I am of british descent. I used to work for the Crayola crayon company but was fired after repeated attempts to get a new color named "Ben Affleck Smell" My middle name is Micheal spelled with an E b4 the A making it extra cool (it's actually the Irish way of spelling it). I BEAT SEXY OUT OF PEOPLE.I invented the vhs tape. I am 13 years old so all u perverts BACK OFF!!! HAHA I love old school hip hop I drive a car (not just any car but a mid sized family car from the mid 90's!!!) while I'm driving it I like to pretend there are kids in the backseat who wont stop yelling and fighting and I turn around and start screaming at them while trying to maintain the vehicle. "I'll turn this god damn car around right now! You want me to pull over and beat you with my shoes!? These are $100 Doc Martens! I will not hesitate to beat you with them! I'll come back there and beat you with the God damn owners manual! This is a 1996 LUMINA DAMMIT! I also drive a moped (150mpg beoch!) (i still pretend i have kids riding with me and yell at them, but different kids than the ones I have in the Lumina, these ones are identical twins named Sam and Pam and one has a glass eye) and I have a dirtbike (KX-125) which I ride in the summertime. I use macaroni, construction paper, and glue to manufacture replicas of famous paintings and sell them to museums Since this is all about MEEEEEEEE!!!!! I AM GOING TO BE ON SNL!!!

My Interests

CARPET! I LOVE CARPET! plastic ice cube trays are cool, I collect velvet paintings of elvis, i like knitting, basketweaving, and wood carving Martin Luther King Jr. is my hero. Also i'm really into that episode of Saved by the bell when the movie star kid comes to bayside and attempts to make everyone do drugs. I DO NOT LIKE RED HAIRED PEOPLE if u have red hair please dont talk 2 me cuz you are gross. I also love to punch old people in the face.... while they're trying to watch murder she wrote, I spend a lot of time filling my head with knowledge that will probaly never be put to use I DESPISE RACISM I want to shoot the first porno in outerspace that way I can blow a load and watch it very slowly travel to the other side of the ship and land on the girls face. I am realy silly and goofy and love to have fun emphasis on the have fun. I have 3 tattoos my eyebrow, tongue, nose, and lip pierced. I am now back @ Youngstown State University or should I say Youngstown State University is back at me! If i ever get married its gonna be in the parking lot of an amusement park so after I say "I do" i can run inside and ride the roller coasters. I LOVE TO LAUGH! I feel knowledge is power and that the people who make u laugh are your only true friends I want to be a music video director someday I DON'T NEED A POCKET PROTECTOR CAUSE I CAN PROTECT MY POCKETS WITHOUT ONE!

I'd like to meet:

Everybody! (including Jim Breuer) BUT mostly retired American Gladiators: Blaze, Ice,and Nitro! they were kick ass! in a mid 90's spandex sorta way. Also Jarred, Subway's version of Ronald McDonald AIM screen name = adamthehousecat

Music:

Oasis, Green Day, Blur, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, Pavement, Knapsack, The Beatles, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Gorillaz, The Libertines, Weezer, Beck, Beastie Boys, The White Stripes, Dinosaur Jr., Jamie Foxx, Kool Keith, Automator, DEL! the funkee homosapien, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Heiroglyphics, Company Flow, Cannibal Ox, El-P, Kutmasta Kurt, A Tribe Called Quest, Gang-Starr, Dj Shadow, MF Doom, Motion Man, Ghostface, Redman, Wu-Tang Clan

Movies:

APOCOLYPSE NOW!!! FeAR anD LOatHiNg in LAs VEgaS. Big lebowsky. snatch. trainspotting. the beach. seven samurai. layer cake. platoon. anchorman. last days. rushmore. life aquatic. mean streets. godfather I & II. the conformist. the city of lost children. breathless. 400 blows. wonderland. 8 1/2. the bicycle thief. brazil. ichi the killer. suicide circle. visitor q. run lola run. the deer hunter. lock stock. the shning. 2001. clockwork orange. raging bull. goodfellas. lawrence of arabia. cadyshack. old school. once upon a time in the west.

Television:

The Adam Young Show! What else is there?

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Naked Lunch, On the Road, Invisible Monsters, Any Philip K. Dick, Electric Kool Aid Acid Tests, The Shining, Heart of Darkness, Scar Tissue, Rum Diaries, the road, chronicles of bob dylan, 1984, slaughter house five, one who flew over the kukoos nest, catcher in the rye, american pyscho, great gatsby, fight club, lord of the flies, catch 22, the stand, grapes of wrath, tropic of cancer

Heroes:

JAMIE FOXX!!!

My Blog

my last blog sucked so . . HANGING OUT BACKSTAGE at ThE blAcK KeyS show!

yeah thats right somehow me and bridgete got ushered into a vip hometown family oriented pizza filled backstage party after the black keys concert which btw kicked ass, the drummer comes up and go's "...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

BEATING SEXY BACK!!!

(october 1 2006)heres my failed ad campaign for Calvin Klein entitled "Beating Sexy Back" where I would literaly beat the sexy out of people with a baseball batthis one actualy made it to a billboard ...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

I think I may have accidentally killed my girlfriend...

this is a pic of her before the accidentyes I know she's beautiful I was driving to go plant flowers at the orphanage like I always do before I go and Cheer up sick kids in the hospital, and I acciden...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST

MY DATE WITH JOHN MADDEN!!!!

I couldn't believe it. I, Adam Young, had won a date with ex pro football hall of flamer John "Mad Face" Madden through the NFL's date an ex-player turned commentator of our choice contest. I've never...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

ADAM IN A F*CKING PARADE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(july 19 06)yes i was recently involved with my hometown parade last weekend which I can say was an incredible event made even more incredibleler by my presence as u can see below. .. . . afterwards w...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST

i almost died 2day

(19th october 06)I kept having heart problems all day...it kept hurting worse and worse. I had to hold my chest with my left hand all day. i still am, im typing with my right hand only. just thought i...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Trip 2 NYC june 23-25 2006

(june 27-06)i get a phone call around 1 oclock friday afternoon from ian and all he says is "do u want to go to new york city?" we get on the road about 5pm and are on our way to Flushing Queens to ma...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST

Down and Out in Hubbard Ohio

(18th October 06)So I start work at Dillard's on thursday morning. I'm realy excited because it's a realy realy good job for me. I get to work retail which is what I'm best at and I get paid more than...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST

adams 1st baby brother charles fredrick roberts!

tomorrow at about 5pm my baby brother is being born. i've never had a brother b4 so i'm excited to say the least. i'll be almost 22 years oldr than him !! i cant wait, another new addition to the fami...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:01:00 PST

what happens when 2 crazy people get together

obviously madness will ensue..but what kinda madness? the kind that makes u drive around for hours yelling random things at people and getting lost in wierd parts of the most dangerous city around her...
Posted by adamthehousecat on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST