About Me
alrite, bong...... i tell the best stories in the universe, exaggerate the truth, throw in a few white lies with some improv and u can 2, lol..... i'm a relationship dude that loves 2 act single, and it works that way, cuz bitches dont want u unless u already got a bitch...... nothing that ever comes out my mouth is 2 be taken seriously, unless i'm serious..... i'm serious...... i want everybody 2 stop walking it out, scratch that, no MAN should ever be caught in a club walking it out, and if they do, some1 should walk them out..... i smoke cigs, but as soon as i get cancer, i'm quitting, hopefully...... if u'r ever around me, please know that anything u say will likely turn n2 a horrible joke, or a verse......... speaking of, i tell horrible jokes, so if u'r ralph tresvant, fuck off !!!!!....... from now on, if any1 in my top 24 says something about the spot their in, u'r comin off and we'll never have 2 have that conversation again !!! i'm brutally honest so, if u dont wanna know, dont ask........ if a female ever tries 2 tell u how many men shes been with, just add 17 and that should b about right...... i'm tired of women who read "us weekly"...... sex during a females period is WACK, it wasn't a few years ago, but it is now so, no more hunting 4 red october, no more running red lights, no more ketchup on the hot dog...... unless its really a hot dog..... while we're on the subject, a woman's period SHOULD NOT be 7 days long, dont ask me y, it just should'nt...... i'm the king of taboo, take my word 4 it and dont do it 2 yourself....... ok, i'm done typing 4 now, i'll update this shit later, 100
