About Me

Say what you want and what you feel. The people that mind, dont matter. The people that matter, dont mind.
My name is Kelly aka Chainzaw.
I'm a Juggalette and have been for about 7 years.
Im in love with a guy named Jeremy.
I've lived in Florida my whole life.
My Mom is my best friend and hero.
I lost my "second Dad" a year ago.
I have a dog name Pub aka Pubalicious.
I have a fish named Jetson.
My nephew Jeffrey is the coolest kid around.
I drive a Ford.
I have an awesome room mate.
I was in nursing school, that didn't work out.
I am going to school to be a Surgical Tech.
I have 4 best friends: James, Lily, Dirty and Katy.
I hate the management at my apartment complex sucks.
People in Tallahassee are fake.
My college is in GA, almost an hour from my house.
My mom recently moved to central FLA, I miss her alot.
I work at CVS.
Only one of my best friends still lives in Tallahassee.

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My Interests

music. friends. my Jeremy. family. hott chicks. dancing on counter-tops. driving. drinking. beer. liqour. cars. working on cars. my doggy. being lazy. nursing. surgical technology. piercings. tattoos. kegs. things that smell good. concerts. drinking games.
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Music:

Psychopathic records.ICP.Twiztid.Dark Lotus.Psychopathic Rydas.Kotton Mouth Kings.Cid Voorhez.Dammit. killa Crew.Smashing Pumpkins.metallica.cranberries.NOFX. Mindless Self Indulgence.Rancid.Outkast.36 Mafia.Project Pat.Kanye West.Reveille.Foo Fighters.NIN. system of a down.TOOL.a perfect circle.Red Hot Chili Peppers.Green Day.Blood hound gang.black eyed peas.disturbed.steve miller band.otis redding.aretha franklin.billy holiday.sublime.the misfits.tom petty.311.Blues Traveler.dave matthews band.garbage.gorillaz.incubus.kittie.korn.godsmack.Lynard Skynard.Marilyn manson.Pink Floyd.Everclear.Johnny Cash.Led Zepplin.no doubt.The Offspring.Orgy.Karl Densons tiny universe.Government Mule.Yo mamas big fat booty band.Pantera.

Movies:

Scarface. Excorsist. Big Money Hustlas. Girl Interrupted. Carrie 2. Bride of Chuckie. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Stigmata. All of the Harry Potter movies. GIA. Waiting. Gothika.

Television:

Nip Tuck. That 70's show. Family Guy. Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Heroes:

My mother, Mr.Rick, my grandmother
To Mr. Rick:

My Blog

one more fucking amazing thing....

I also will be starting my part time job at the chemistry lab that my Aunt owns. Mo' money!
Posted by Chainzaw on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

fucking amazing.....

So last night we went to my Uncles 70th birthday party. My cousin Julie had to look at me about 5 times to finally realize who I was....whata dork. We had some good family fun. Laughed our asses ...
Posted by Chainzaw on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

clocks ticking.....

too fast. Will someone please explain to me why all these people I know are having kids? I know so many people right now that are pregnant.....is there a glitch in the system? I thought we weren't su...
Posted by Chainzaw on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

labrynth

So Andrews birthday was fun. We went to the beach. Not much sun, but the birthday boy sure got some. Me and Lily got drunk. I went to work and then came home to a house full of people. I drank some mo...
Posted by Chainzaw on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

tomorrow is gonna hurt

So if you know me well, you will know what tomorrow is and what it means to me. If you don't.... Tomorrow is April 13, 2007. That marks 1 years since my step-father died. The man who was like a second...
Posted by Chainzaw on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

don't write a check you cant cash

so whats up with you people anyways? Why do you make plans with someone, and then bail on them everytime? Lame excuses everytime as well. I am so sick of everyone who does this. If you want to do so...
Posted by Chainzaw on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

you have no idea

So there are 4 babies on the way. 3 of which are due within the same two weeks. Don't worry, no baby Kellys or Jeremys on the way. I can't wait, because one of them will be very close to me, so I get ...
Posted by Chainzaw on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

go ahead....

and just forget my phone number. Mmk. Thanks.
Posted by Chainzaw on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:11:00 PST

It still hurts

"Hurt" (I took out the parts that were irrelevant) There's nothing I wouldn't doTo hear your voice againSometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be thereSome days I feel broke inside but I wo...
Posted by Chainzaw on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

not answering my phone

I don't know what I did or why everyone seems to be getting mad at me and being mean, but I'm just not going to answer my phone today becaue I don't feel like getting bitched at and crying anymor...
Posted by Chainzaw on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST