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billifornia

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

A writer who doesn't write. Random idea generator. Future bar owner. Lazy, yet uber-competitive. A midwest transplant who can't imagine moving back. A man-boy. Dog lover. Socializer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy (or girl) who figured out how to get the nacho cheese into those tiny little pretzel rolls.

My Blog

Hooray for Hollywood: The Sequel

More wonderful updates from the fabulous Mondrian Hotel. After another shower/flood, I met Kelly for breakfast. Feeling a slight twinge in my throat, I ordered a strawberry and banana smoothie. 10 min...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:01:00 GMT

Hooray For Hollywood

Seriously, I could never live here. But it's fun to visit every now and again. For instance, today we cast voices for our cat soap opera. Kelly, Frank, Russ and I sat on a couch and judged people on h...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Work-cation

Ah, Cape Cod in June... 75 degrees, ocean breezes, fresh lobster (lobsta, locally), lighthouses, 2 sweatshirts for $24.95, greying, weathered men in topsiders, dockers and pink polos, Connecticutians ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:16:00 GMT

Franken-bike

Here it is, as promised. Ain't she purdy? special thanks to seaneee for helping me find/build it. now, i just have to get my ass on it and ride. RIDE. RIDE!!! Ride like the wind!!!! If i can't run 13....
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:21:00 GMT

I Had A Dream

Remember a while back when I told you right here in this blog that I was going to run the San Francisco half-marathon? Well, it appears that dream is over. Pretty much, my knee is fucked. Well, it's n...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 21:58:00 GMT

War of the Roommates

Please weigh in:Last night I had a few people over. We made some food. I invited my roommate to join us. She respectfully declined. Today, there are ingredients to make some more of the food from last...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 20:29:00 GMT

Hogzilla

I'm getting a pistol:MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild ho...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:57:00 GMT

Peter Bjorn and Jesus Christ!

seriously, one of the best shows i've seen in a while. right on the heels of blonde redhead. you already know how i feel about kazu and crew. no, but for reals, they fucking rocked it. took a poppy so...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Let's Ride

It's been a while,even for us.I can't place your jagged smileon a crowded bus.We're both near the park, so grab your bike,and let's have a lark-whatever you like.We won't say a word,just enjoy the sun...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 13:41:00 GMT

Now I can wear a helmet and not look (as) dumb

Success. Made it safely to work on the new bike. And safely home. Kinda nice not waiting for, riding, and/or sitting next to smelly people on the bus. I must say going to work is much easier than goin...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 16:57:00 GMT