Ray Fingers Guide to Facial Hair |
Facial hair has long been a way of affecting the ugliness of one's face, both good and bad. To stop all of you from making yourself look like idiots, Ray Fingers has created this guide to styling... Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 19:08:00 GMT |
OSU Does it! |
So Ohio State lived up to the hype... not.Tom Brady was right, the Gators aren't any good... not.Michigan did deserve the rematch... not.Michigan couldn't even beat a USC team that lost twice to ... Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 21:09:00 GMT |
Time to take out the garbage. |
Alright ladies, allow Ray Fingers to clear something up. No, the 80's is not cool again (Nor was it ever) and YES, you do in fact look like a complete moron in your "retro" straight-leg jeans. Good jo... Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:27:00 GMT |
This Week In The News: With Ray Fingers |
Some of you may have heard of the two big stories so far this week. Ray Fingers will address them in order of significance.
John Benet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr has charges dropped.
Wh... Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:19:00 GMT |
Designer brands and how to stay out of hell |
Surely you are wondering what exactly the title of this blog means. Well, to put it simply, fashion designers may be going to hell, and Ray Fingers wonders who will follow them straight in. Keep in mi... Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 17:23:00 GMT |
Ray Fingers at the movies (In 10 words or less) |
Ray Fingers is pleased to bring you a movie review. Just sit back and read it. It may save you $7.
X-Men 3: The Last Stand
Setup: Sequel to the popular X-Men and X2. Following the heroics of popular c... Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 14:31:00 GMT |
Scarlett BooHoo-nsen? |
Many of you may not know of the recent exploits of Scarlett Johansen. Allow yourself to (once again) be educated by Professor Fingers.
Miss Johansen has recently declared that she will not marry curr... Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:56:00 GMT |
illegal still means illegal, right? |
Has anyone seen the news lately? Of course not, because that would be educating. So allow Ray Fingers to enlighten you.
Recently a bill has been working it's way to lawhood. The bill will do 2 things.... Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:57:00 GMT |
New study shows that teenagers are addicted to being stupid |
Ray Fingers has been seeing a lot of teenagers lately walking around inhaling toxic fumes into their lungs on purpose. Now this could be somewhat understood if perhaps there were some s... Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 20:45:00 GMT |
Patrick Stewart could kill you with his voice |
It was recently brought to Ray Fingers attention that Patrick Stewart is capable of killing people with his death-defying voice.
Don't know who Patrick Stewart is? You are screwed.
It's only a matter ... Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 20:39:00 GMT |