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Great Teacher Carlzuka

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Im from the the great state of NY but as of now im stuck in texas. Nothing much to me im just an average regular person. Well almost average I am a little crazy everynow and then. I like to do alot of things most involve fire and drinking. You would be suprised how many dumb things you can do in one night. I admit i am an idiot but i can spell magic. My only regret is im not a cartoon character. well if there is anything you want to know just ask and i will respond promptly. bye and leave a message after the beep.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Bmw

My Interests

Music is what fuels me, Playing guitar, makin phat beats, spittin my verse while tryin not to bite, making cartoons, animation of differnet sorts rolling fatties, smoking fatties, watching tv, mortal kombat(ill beat dante one day) margaritas,world domination, invading mexico with my army of dwarves and umpa lumpas, traveling(though i never get to do it), watchin this planet spin, and sleeping in

I'd like to meet:

People that wont try to kill me, people that interest me, somebody willin to engage in some awesome debate or conversation.

Music:

alot of different stuff eydea, aesop rock, hatebreed, drain sth, deftones, korn, damien marley, as I lay dying, breaking benjamin, 30 seconds to mars, glassjaw, cypress hill, molotov,control machete, fermin IV, ozo matli, anticon, slug, atmospheres, sole, ill nino, snot, old 80s music, sorry depressive 90s music, also music that i am ashamed to like

Movies:

great teacher onizuka, sakura diaries, martial arts and spagetti westerns, a whole lot of stupid movies mostly comedies, starwars, army of darkness, evil dead I and II, toxic avenger, tromeo and juliet, spiderman, punisher,drowning mona(im from upstate ny) anything stupid and funny, and also movies im ashamed to say i like

Television:

fuse, nip/tuck, chapelle show, southpark, pimp my ride, wildboyz, bugs bunny, family guy, futurama, simpsons, discovery channel, the news

Books:

mostly just magazines i dont have the attention span to read a whole book though i have read alot of them in the past plus not enough time.

Heroes:

My friend jamie without her i probably would have offed myself from boredom

My Blog

kaptain

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah skittles
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

rants of a crazy man

Hello world I would like to fight cheese you know who you are, you lactose enriched mother fucker, that wishes you were still milk. And I would also like to fight margerine you know that bastard bitch...
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:10:00 PST

what to do

visualize and attack
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:18:00 PST

whats up world

I wonder about alot of things that make me wonder. I must ask negrodamus.  
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

capt

I must fight the magician, with an orange, and a knife made out of a potato. have a nice day
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

haha

TOMMOROW i WIll  do something stupid
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

haha

TOMMOROW i WIll  do something stupid
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

gimme a beat for bad luck

Im to week to be a fighter im to ugly to be a lover i guess that makes me an , in between, mother fucker i often get hit with the velocity of my mediocrity my mind riddled with mental bullets chewi...
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST

stupid freestyle

Been a while since i wrote a blog so i guess ill just write whatever comes out my mouth..... You look suprised like you have a broken hymen, that u got from too much bacardi limon I could say some si...
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

burn burn

The alien hamsters are goin to invade
Posted by Great Teacher Carlzuka on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:10:00 PST