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CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader

Stand under my Umbrella,(Ella,Ella,Eh,Eh) of ReTAHDEDness!

About Me

~My name is Jay~ ~I'm apathetic, impatient and rarely know what I want~ ~I enjoy bein' totally random~ ~I wish I could have been on Super Sloppy Double Dare!~ ~I hate uptight chicks!~ ~However, I have grown an affection for crazy girls, considering I attract so many of them, though I'm probably not one to talk~ ~Ladies it's OK to be Crazy, but don't be Crazy Crazy! You know what I mean? If not you're probably the latter, so STAY AWAY!~ ~I consider sense of humor a MUST in a girl!!~~At times my sense of humor is best described as, nicely put, odd! If you offend easily you probably won't/don't like me very much! It's not that I'm cold hearted or evil I just don't take life too seriously, I must find the humor in every situation. At times that means I may say something totally inappropriate but it makes me giggle uncontrollably, OOOPS! :-p~ ~If I do something totally retarded a pat on the back is not needed, point at me, laugh and call me stupid!~ ~Then I might need a hug I am sensetive too ya know ;-)~ ~Got a Lil' ole case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder aka OCD...Watcha Gonna do?!~ ~Born & raised in the biggest town in the smallest state, Coventry, RI~ ~I once defeated the first 4 boxers on the Classic NES game Mike Tyson's Punch Out....WITH MY FEET!~ ~I FUCKIN' HATE MUPPETS!! To this day I am scared shitless of muppets!! Not like Kermit and Fozzie but the kind from Dark Crystal and Labrynth! And FRAGGLE ROCK...UGHHHH!!!! I would rather wake up with 100 spiders crawling all over my naked body then to have a Muppet walk in my room! Why did God make Muppets anyway?!?! I want them to all die!! Except as I said Kermit and Fozzie and the friendly Muppets! Fraggle I swear please leave me alone!! Ill let you have anything you want just STAY AWAY!!!!~ ~I love brand new socks, I wish I had 365 new pairs for every day of the year~..
The Loves:
~My almost eight year old daughter Autumn means everything to me! Watching her slowly become a little version of me is scary and awesome all rolled into one!~ *Every little thing that you do, I'm so in love with you! It just keeps gettin' better!* *The Only people I know that are more or at least AS Crazy as myself!*..
#1 Ranked Rock, Paper, "Scissorer" in RI:
I am a Rock, Paper, Scissors connoisseur! I competed in the National Championships in Las Vegas courtesy of Bud Light. OK, so maybe I got drunk at a bar one night and randomly won a free trip to Vegas for playin' of all fuckin' things, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! Either way I am now currently ranked in the Top 64 in the country, #1 IN RHODE ISLAND!! (In the clip below watch 'til the end as I am in it several times giving a drunken speech about my Rock, Paper, Scissor skills on RawVegas.tv!)
Pimps:
Santa Claus, Al Bundy, Chris Hansen "The Sexual Predator Bounty Hunter" from Dateline NBC, Michael Chiklis, Hancock, Tom Anderson "The Creator of Myspace!"

My Interests

"It's Better Then Christmas!" -Jordan Knight NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK ARE BACK!!! Boston Concert was SICK & the New CD IS AWESOME!! Bein' a dork with these ladies is how I spend most of my time! :-P The end of a television LEGACY is almost here! The Final Season of THE BEST television show of ALL TIME is now upon us (9 More Episodes to go)........Die Hard Sox fan! 2007 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! Repeat in '08!? When the Sox aren't on I make due by keepin' up on the Bradly-less Patriots & The 17 times time NBA Champions Celtics.......Though I can not tell a lie, I was not always Celtics fan I did jump on the bandwagon before last season started when KG got traded! In the mid 90's I had a big stiff one for Reggie Miller, the ugliest white guy to play in the NBA Rik Smits & The Indianda Pacers..... Drinkin' some beers, singin' karaoke while I make a douche outta myself, sleeping, (AHHHH SLEEEEEP!! Gimme a Pillow now it's makin' me excited thinkin' about it!!!), I am a Compulsive Texter & Old School Nintendo makes me Horny!! I also like writing, relaxin' by listening to some music, & playin' poker.HUGE OPIE & ANTHONY Fan! Unfortunately I haven't gotten to listen as much lately but it's still the Best Radio show Ever! Fuck Stern! He may get more play in the media but trust me the quality of his show can't touch the genius @ play w/ O&A!!
Intoxicatingly Good Times: Some drunken good times with family, friends, and of course those random drunkards you meet along the way!
Old School TV: ABSOLUTELY The BEST CLASSIC Cartoon; THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS, Punky Brewster, Full House , Perfect Strangers, Are You Afriad of The Dark?, American Gladiators, JEM, Double Dare, Fun House, Old School WWF, Quantum Leap, Tru Calling,Fresh Prince of Bel Air, OZ, & last but not least Saved By The Bell!

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost I wanna meet Tom from Myspace. The man created a juggernaut!! Thank you Tom! :-* I also would like to go out and get shitface drunk w/ the TRUE INNOVATORS of satellite radio Opie & Anthony! Then, while still intoxicated, catch stupid pedophiles w/ Chris Hansen from the Dateline NBC hit, To Catch a Predator. I'd love to bust some evil spectral energy w/ Peter Venkman. Some others I'd like to chill with include Punky Brewster, One Eyed Willie, Buddy Lembeck & Marty Mcfly! Or Hot chicks w/ a good sense of humor and an open mind who aren't uptight! Or girls that aren't as hot that put out :) That was a joke....or WAS IT?? Someone I will not meet are MUPPETS!!!! I FUCKIN' HATE MUPPETS!! To this day I am scared shitless of muppets!! Not like Kermit and Fozzie but the kind from Dark Crystal and Labrynth! And FRAGGLE ROCK...UGHHHH!!!! I would rather wake up with 100 spiders crawling all over my naked body then to have a Muppet walk in my room! Why did God make Muppets anyway?!?! I want them to all die!! Except as I said Kermit and Fozzie and the friendly Muppets! Fraggle I swear please leave me alone!! Ill let you have anything you want just STAY AWAY!!!! Let us also not forget that I wanna have sexual relations w/ Vanessa Lengies from the movie Waiting. She has a sexy Nose! ;-)

Music:

I'm all about a lotta today's new rock, not one band in particular just depends what kinda mood I'm in. There's always much love for the 80's Rock(Guns N' Roses, Skid Row, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi to name a few) Early 90's Pop (New Kids on The Block, Expose, Roxette, Lil Suzy etc.)Some dance music, especially artists like DHT, DJ Sammy type stuff and I'm a sucker for today's teen pop. Sorry but it's just so simple and fun :) Yeah when I hear stupid gay Poppy 92 profm top 40 bullshit sumtimes I get way more excited then I should.

Movies:

My favorite movies of all time; Back to The Future Trilogy, Goonies, Stand By Me, Ghostbusters Franchise, Billy Madison, Stripes, The Burbs, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Bachelor Party, Beverly Hills Cop Trilogy, Shawshank Redemption and anything w/ Morgan Freeman.
New School TV: Thanks to DVR, television is alive and well!! The best show on TV today, & currently watching and thoroughly enjoying the Final Season of THE SHIELD, Las Vegas, THE BEST REALITY SHOW EVER CONCEIVED; Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" Series Law & Order Criminal Intent, Medium, Curb Your Entusiasm, Spongebob Squarepants, Drake & Josh, Maximum Exposure aka Max X, & Baseball Tonight.
Makin' Ends Meet: Retired Backyard Wrestler, Fired Pizza Delivery Guy, Tired Alcoholic! Fighting America's small battles against "The Man" on the shores of the United States. Not with weapons or by physcial means but by not accepting corporate Americas totalitarian jibberish anymore. Not even just corporate America but the portion of America who just accept, what is, as the only answer. Those of you who decide to just go along for the ride, be prepared, if your "normal everyday I don't wanna rock the ship comfortable flow" infringes on my civil liberties as a TRUE AMERICAN, BEWARE! I am now an Unorthodox Super Hero for Angry Young Patriots! My words are my weapons, the regular everyday "Main Streets", schools, and bars of the US are my battle grounds. The war will never be won, but the battles are there for the taking. Freedom MUST BE DEFENDED, by doing something, ANYTHING, rather then just accepting, what is, is, and can never be changed! Compromise is comfortable, which sometimes may be a sign, you shouldn't go that route! Remember, it's the little battles that in the end make the big difference. Pick you spots wisely soldiers.......OK, so I might have been drunk when I wrote the above text!

Television:

Thanks to DVR, television is alive and well!! The best show on TV today, & eagerly awaiting the new season, THE SHIELD,Curb Your Enthusiasm, Las Vegas, OZ, Medium, Spongebob Squarepants, THE BEST REALITY SHOW CREATED; Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" Series Law & Order SVU, & Pretty much any televised Poker except the shitty celebrity ones and the HORRID Boston Vs NY Challenge on NESN. (OK and a little guilty pleasure I have, sometimes when I'm bored is Passions..shhh!! Don't tell anyone!)
Classic TV Punky Brewster, Full House, Perfect Strangers, Saved By The Bell, Quantum Leap & last but certainly not least.... The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon!!

Heroes:

Santa Claus, Al Bundy, Chris Hansen, The Sexual Predator Bounty Hunter from Dateline NBC & of course Tom Anderson, The Creator of Myspace!

My Blog

Bays Big Bulge on Becketts Brain?!

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Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:49:00 PST

I used to live in America...More tales of upholding Karmic Justice!

  Foreword: I write this in a series of monologues I plan to complete in the coming months/years in my quest to be that "unorthodox super hero" I claimed I wanted to become!  Well, not neces...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:04:00 PST

PISS SWORDS, Random Homoerotic Subculture or Prevalent Journey Into Manhood?!

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Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:55:00 PST

"I'd Make Babies to THE BLOCK!"

"I'd  Make Babies to The Block!"     When you wait ten and a half years for one of your favorite musical acts of all time to produce a new album it can be a bad thing to have unreasonable expectations...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:48:00 PST

Dicky thinks hes Italian! WTF?!

     My Dad, in the year 2008, for some UNGODLY reason decided it would be a good idea to get A PERM!?  A FUCKING PERM!!!!!           Seriously thou...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:34:00 PST

Holding Out For a Hero..........

       In petulant times, like the ones we live in, when the world around us seems the darkest, is when we all search for the light at the end of the tunnel.  ...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:53:00 PST

New Kids are BACK, but I NEVER left the Block!

New Kids are BACK, but I NEVER left the Block!     Sometime shortly after Christmas 1988 I was rockin' out to my walkman cassette player with a brand new copy of "...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Tue, 13 May 2008 05:16:00 PST

MUCHO Man Love! (Top 10 Guy Crush Countdown)

     "It’s just a little crush, not like I faint everytime we touch!"  Quick, who sings that song?  Any straight guys know the answer without goog...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:45:00 PST

Las Vegas Cancelled! How Can YOU Save It!?

    GAY!  That’s all I have to say about this news!  Apparently I have been outta the loop because today is the first I heard of this news.........   TheCelebrityTruth...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:48:00 PST

WWJD!?

  I have been on Myspace for 3 1/2 years now!  In this time I have seen several of the same dozen pointless bulletins pass through my eyes over and over and over again!  ...
Posted by CraZy & ChAriSmaTic Karmic Crusader on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:31:00 PST