a child is not a cure for a hangover. |
goddamn it hurts. why wont it stop hurting? why does he like to bang things against the floor in such a way? holy shit man. im going to go sob quietly in the corner.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:06:00 GMT |
"a lesson learned?" OR "how i almost broke my ass." |
if your going to have your drunken friend drive you around his gigantic yard on the hood of his car, it should first be made clear whether you pounding wilding on the hood of the car will mean "SLOW D...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:50:00 GMT |
ahem... |
there comes a time in every mans life when as hes walking around the petting zoo with his nephew, he stops and thinks "my god, ive eaten half of the species on display here.". and then he realizes tha...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
a fun and easy cure for hiccups... |
step one: consume two skelaxin muscle relaxers. wait forty five minutes. step two: when buzz hits, cut gernerous portion of strawberry short cake style pound cake. step three:sample cake. swim in ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:31:00 GMT |
