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Simon Starkweather III

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About Me





Right, well. This is one crazy ride. But don't worry, I'll make it to the end... or die trying. Anyway, here's a useful tip to remember when dealing with me. I am an outrageous liar. You need a discerning ear to sift through what I'm saying, so stay on your guard. I'm a dream weaver, a magic crafter, a peace keeper, a thief of diamonds, hearts, clubs and spades. I've journeyed across countless Target stores and trekked through spooky forests. I'm pretty good with my weapons of choice, Pens of Fury and Pens of Wrath. I'm someone who you might want by your side, but not behind you. I don't get along with pirates too often. Remember "The point is, not how long you live, but how nobly you live." Seneca told me that.

Kiddo --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling

at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

I am interested in a lot of things.Acting, Battling, Writing, Movies, Reading, Videogames, pyrotechnics, Praying, Sword fighting, Sword Praying, Italian foods, and you know...Stuff like that...

Music:

Hmm...I listen to music like Anberlin, Five Iron Frenzy, Relient K, Gene Wilder, Jimmy Eat World, Kung Fu Janitor, Forgotten September Embers, Sleep the Day, Emery, And other good Bands. ..

Movies:

The Count of Monte Cristo, The Lord of the Rings, Maybe a cat...or something, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, that other one, The Aristocats .. .. data="http://www.../images/.." height="350" width="425" .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Books:

Just about anything by Terry Pratchett, The Lord of the Rings, The Hitchhikers Trilogy, Shakespeare.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Kiddos Prologue VIII

"And that's roughly how I came to be in the area," Kiddo said. "As far as we know, Jasoth died in the collapse of the Citadel." During the narration of this last part, the sun had continued his wear...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:35:00 PST

Kiddos Prologue VII

Kiddo paused for a long moment during his story telling. He could see the shadows lengthening, reaching across the ground, straining to cover as much ground as possible. "This is taking longer than I ...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:56:00 PST

Kiddos Prologue VI

Kiddo paced up and down the narrow confines of his room. He glanced at the cupboard against the wall near the desk. Kiddo considered eating, but decided against it. Five days had passed since he had f...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:08:00 PST

Kiddos Prologue V

"You’re taking this much better than a lot of people," Kiddo said. "At least you haven’t fainted.""I’ve been seeing a lot of unusual things lately," Zalbeth admitted. "Strange events...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

Kiddo’s Prologue IV

Kiddo explained the day’s events to Erico as they walked back through the rain towards the markets that were downtown. "&That’s when he gave me this packet of notes about the city." Kiddo ...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST

Kiddos Prologue III

"You still haven’t explained how that brings you here." Zalbeth said. "I’m getting to that!" Kiddo said with annoyance. "Don’t interrupt!" Kiddo closed his eyes and retraced his me...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST

Kiddos Prologue II

"I won’t say yet that it’s nice to meet you, Kurisu, but I will hear your story," the woman said as she moved to sit across from Kiddo, still holding her axe. "If you desire to know, my na...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:01:00 PST

Kiddo’s Prologue I

The sun rose over the northern edge of the Braigost Mountains as a lone traveler trudged down a rocky path through the wilderness. Mist clung to the cloaked figure, covering the mysterious form in lit...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

Story Time XXXXII

Rajeck screamed as Elux sliced through the Soul Chalice. The wizard summoned a few more swords, but they fell lifeless to the ground before they could reach their targets. Rajeck fell to his knees, co...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:33:00 PST

Story Time XXXXI

Moritsune sent a jolt of lightning into Rajeck's body, causing the wizard to jerk and spasm on the spear. After a moment of anticipation, Rajeck did not move. "Okay," Moritsune said. "I think we got h...
Posted by Simon Starkweather III on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:17:00 PST