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Zelda Knows All

About Me

So you want to know about me...okay. I live in a lovely townhouse in Westwood with one human and 3 other animals. I enjoy long walks on the sidewalk, chasing my tail, eating paper, going potty on the paper, getting a treat when I sit(even though it seems kind of stupid if you ask me...sit sit sit...oy vey). I love laying the coach under a blanket and watching tv, laying in my bed, laying on the grass. Okay I sleep a lot but give me a break I am a dog. I love going to the dog park. I have lots of boyfriends and everybody likes to hold me. Everybody always wants to hold me. I think my best features are my 2 pound sexy figure and my tongue that won't go back in my mouth ever. I travel quite a bit...mostly in a purse. I go everywhere even when I am not wanted. I really enjoy going to the movies both because I love the cinema and also for the thrill f being snuck in. My favorite foods are Nutro small bites and french fries. I love my twin sister Brigitte and my older sister Lola. We also have a bird named Abby who is pretty talkative. She speaks human which is find of weird. I have a human named Marcie. Of course I love her...she feeds me, sleeps with me and picks up my poop. What more is there to ask for in a relationship really? You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !
Democratic Convention- DAY 1- Nancy Pelosi: The Political Pop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMerOGiDCEQ

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie from Frasier, lassie, Benjie and Orlando Bloom. Hey a pooch can dream.

My Blog

Democratic Convention- DAY 1- Nancy Pelosi: The Political Pop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMerOGiDCEQ
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:35:00 GMT

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Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:04:00 GMT

Holiday Cards/My human has a life

So as most of you know I live with two other dogs and two birds. Oh and a faboo human. Now here is the thing...several people have suggested to my human that we should all pose for a holiday card in...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:21:00 GMT

my embarrassing photos leaked to the press

Yeah so I guess you guys have seen the "sunglass" photos. Ha ha ha you had a good laugh at Zelda's expense. Okay I am tiny with no chin. I get it. But must people make a mockery of me by taking si...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 00:25:00 GMT

today i ate poo

Yeah not such a bright move on my part. I thought it was a dog treat lying on the ground. I had my mouth all worked up for a good treat and instead it was poo. I know some dogs do eat poo and enjoy...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:49:00 GMT