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Han Shot First

War is Over if you want it

About Me

If youre here you already know all about me.

My Interests

My wife Robin, the MyTheology of Rap which I'm going to write a book about,the Redskins, videogames, movies and moviemaking, some books.theEntertainmentCenter

Music:

I just got the new Modest Mouse, the new Elliot Smith, and the new Arcade Fire. And I've been listening to Pneumonia a lot lately.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies. The best 5 movies ever made are Goodfellas, the Last Laugh, Ghost Dog: the Way of the Samurai, Citizen Kane, and Singing in the Rain. And Ran. Okay so that's 6.

Television:

These are my favorite reality tv Shows (that's redundant):Hell's Kitchen, Beauty and the Geek. My old faves were Room Raiders and Boot Camp.

Heroes:

Jack Bauer

My Blog

I'm trying to do my Sociology Review....

   But I just can't, because I'm pissed. I'm tired of hearing "Columbine and Virginia Tech where caused by violent media, such as videogames and movies that glamorize violence." "Children ca...
Posted by Han Shot First on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

I'm all over this bitch.

   I'm all over the internet for no reason. I've got some sort of blog for every sort of thing        My movie Myspace is here: Idle Time Pictures.  &...
Posted by Han Shot First on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

Dear Daniel Synder

I am contacting you to offer you my services as your General Manager. I know you're asking yourself "Why would he do that? We don't have a General Manager and we don't need a General Manager." But I a...
Posted by Han Shot First on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

The Academy of the Overrated.

    This is a phrase from Woody Allen's Manhattan. The people in the film are pretty much idiots putting Van Gogh and Bergman in it. But this is mine.      For the Academ...
Posted by Han Shot First on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:08:00 PST

The N Word

  Last week's South Park was all about the N-Word. And it was hilarious. It was also very smart satire that only took cheap shots at people who deserved it (mostly). People don't appreciate that ...
Posted by Han Shot First on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:33:00 PST

What the F EA?

    Why is their huge swing in AI during the 4th quarter of all of your sports game? I'm beating someone online by 3 points and the end of the 3rd. Then as soon as the 4th starts my reciever...
Posted by Han Shot First on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST

A little update.

   So this is just a short update on my life for those people who care. Most people know that I loved my job at Haggar but the store closed last month and I've been looking for a new job for...
Posted by Han Shot First on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Matt T showed this to me...

   And I had to post it. ...
Posted by Han Shot First on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST

Today sucked.......

    It started out alright I had a job interview. We dropped Robin's car off at the repair shop. I forgot my cell and she couldn't reach my to tell my she wanted to drop it off a half hour e...
Posted by Han Shot First on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

There's nothing to do here.

     I hate people that always say..."There's nothing to do here, I wished I lived somewhere else...I'm a whiny little bitch." Really, there's nothing to do here? There's the same thing...
Posted by Han Shot First on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST