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About Me

Because I'd rather fuck McDonald's food than eat it.

In an earlier incarnation I used my amazing powers of psychological insight for evil. Nowadays I'm more inclined to keep my incredible acumen to myself (no good could come of it). I loathe televised sports, avoid handling power tools, and pretty much steer clear of all American middle-class male behaviour. Things I do like include theatre, film, live music, dancing, and exotic cuisine. A quiet evening at home with a good DVD isn't too bad either. In my spare time I like to work out, read, write, make music, shoot film, and taunt Christians.

note: the following verbiage is provided as an alternate description and has been "dumbed-down" in order to appeal to a broader audience: Hi [Yo, I know what good is]. I'm a smart, creative, funny guy looking for interesting people to meet here in Austin. Check out my profile; if we have anything in common, hit me up!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Postfeminist who knows the art of talking shit; use of 'that' as an adjective a bonus. Petite & curvy (hip/waist ratio = 1.5 or better), long hair a plus. All-natural a must. Disregard all previous.

My Blog

jesus paternity test

Tis the season, so I thought I'd pass this one on.  I've never heard this point made before, but it seems quite the proverbial elephant in the living room to me.  If Jesus was the Son of G...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:00:00 GMT

gahree's roommate: a study [blog edition]

"I've been living like this for a long time, twenty years or so. I'm forty now." -- The Underground ManNotes from Underground (1864)I suffer. You are entertained. -- gahreegahree's roommate: a study (...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:42:00 GMT

myspace no-no's

Please don't be guilty of the following:1. Posting a comment somewhere along the lines of "thanks for adding me!". Send a message, silly.2. (Guys) using a picture of yourself with a hot chick as your ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:58:00 GMT

theme songs

I like to write theme songs about my co-workers for fun. Here's one now:
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:26:00 GMT

activities for the intellectually arrogant

For those who believe that knowledge is power and wish to constantly remind others, here is a delightful, long-term self-prank. By self-prank I mean that what you are doing, why you are doing it, and...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Sep 2004 13:43:00 GMT