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Jess

The Red Sox Suck!!!!

About Me

I am self-employed, a former newspaper columnist. I hate lawyers with a passion! Anyone who knows good lawyer jokes gets in my good graces:)I enjoyed seeing the Patriots lose and end up almost-perfect. I lived in Buffalo and LOVED seeing these idiotic Patriot fans cry! I saw the game at Smitty's Tavern and flashed a crowd when the Giants won in honor of them.I enjoy picnics and rockslimbing as well as movies with Humphrey Bogart. I like to ski (see my pic) and go to the beach. I also like to dance (to keep in shape and let out stress) as well as swim.I like to have fun in life. I find girls fun to hang out with and guys hilarious to talk to.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has a good education, a man who doesn't watch ESPN and think that is "news", a man who read the NYT as well as the New Yorker, a man who loves his dog.No bald men! No men who like cats! No mamma's boys!

My Blog

Check out this video: Chuck - Sarah Sizzles

Check out this video: Chuck - Sarah Sizzles
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:55:00 GMT

Check out this video: BYAH!!

Check out this video: BYAH!!
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:54:00 GMT

Remember this...history repeats itself, as audacious as it seems!

Check out this video: Dean Screams ..Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 17:26:00 GMT

Check out this video: bikini for nikkis party!!!

Check out this video: bikini for nikkis party!!! ..Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:51:00 GMT

It’s funny when

I get messages like:   "your pic is small but your ego is big (from guys with bad pics of themselves and self-indulgent profiles)" "I want to lick you (from icky men)" "why do you hate the red so...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Requests...

Before you try to add me know I do not accept requests from those with:   Fat rolls (paunchy guys) Bald men Men who watch ESPN religiously Men who don’t read Women who play games   The...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:25:00 GMT

Smelly Sox

well it's about the time for Spring Training and so we can now see the team that everyone knows is the best begin to play...the New York Yankees. What, you say they suck?   Yes, I saw the T-shirt...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:33:00 GMT

READ THIS

So this guy calls up his lawyer and the secretary answers...   "Hello, this is the office of______and ______" "Yeah, can I speak with ____" "no I'm sorry he is dead."   Then he hangs up and ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:30:00 GMT