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I'd like to meet:

Music:

No Doubt
Nekromantix
Streetlight Manifesto
Koffin Kats
Sublime
System of a Down
Café Tacuba
Choking Victim
Gwen Stefani
Ska, Psychobilly, Electro, Alternative, etc .

Movies:

Across the Universe
Mean Girls
Amar(te) Duele
La Mala Educación
Chicago
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Saw I-III
Honestly, almost any movie entertains me, though. Even the horribly bad ones.

Television:

UFO Files
The Hills
Survivor
Cold Case
Without a Trace
Desperate Housewives
But mostly everything else on TV sucks.

Books:

Toilets of the World
El Pequeño Larousse
American Government
Ghost World
Animal Farm
Us Weekly
Aside from that, I hate reading. Yup. I'm a smart girl who hates reading.

Heroes:

My Mommy
Gwen Stefani
Myself
U.S. Military
My Squishy!
Cute Kids
i just love love love william. he's always with me...for fun adventures, relaxing afternoons, interesting conversations, frustrating problems, and when i need someone to think about. he is the most honest, kind, and squishy person i've ever met. he's not only my boyfriend, but my best friend and someone i can always count on and someone i'm always there for. oh yeah, and nako, his homosexual dog is pretty cool, too. i give him his daily spankings :D
dalia and i always seem to share the same frustrations with men. i miss taking pictures of her, though, like i did back in the day. she's oh-so photogenic. i still remember all of our odd experiences from 9th grade...plucking her eyebrows, taking the "you're squeeeeshing it" video, and "we're sisters...can't you tell?" joke...and i would like to relive them!
this girl here...it all started when we mothered two ugly daughters in bio. she is one of the few girls i know who can make red glasses a fashion statement. seeing as she is one of the few hardcore no doubt fans that i know, we must re-unite to skank to bathwater some more. it's a very fond memory of mine.
wow. what can i say about chris. my gay son definitely makes any circumstance interesting. his actions revolve around random perversions. and for some weird reason, i just click with the kid. i can't count how many times we've ended up crying from the laughter brought on by the people we encounter/our imitations of them.
jeje. my hot puta. the girl i have all my woman-to-woman talks with. i enjoy eating a wide selection snacks with her and sharing fashion discoveries, particularly from sidecca. i get a kick out of calling her up, putting in my order, and then receiving something hot and steamy at my door, ready for me to put in my mouth...mmm pizza!
carla and i have a fascination for getting stuck on elevators together, where she'll end up hitting on me incessantly. she's very in-touch with jesus. poking at her jamaican weave is one of my favorite activities with her. that's why i call her curly carla, or at least gave the suggestion for the nickname.
i constantly get asked by this paisa to mate with him for money, but most of the time, i pass. i could never tolerate his little communist pito. about once a week, i'll see him walking to Spectra Paint while i'm in my car and he'll start waving and yelling as if i were something famous. it's really cheesy, but never fails to cheer me up.
jaclynn is my gringa partner in crime. believe it or not, but i understand her moments of blondeness. she will be getting an extra-extra-extra medium case of mono very soon but shhh...!
aaron is my favorite mexican. he can be all hXc chivas when he wants, but then also quite intelligent in other stuff. sometimes i question his love for crack/cracks. i still will laugh out loud when i remember the time he mistook a plastic baby for a pretzel and attempted to eat it. it was a priceless moment in history, i'll tell you that.
oh, efren...my nerfe. i admire his guitar skills and his ability to always smell good. he's a little pimp. i can't believe that our mothers have known each other before our existance, we were in school together for 5 years, and yet we still haven't spent as much time together as i'd like to. efren, we need to make some plans!
this girl...i mostly see her in HR...when she's not copying my work :p i approve of her eyebrows! i'd have to say that i like it best when she puts on my glasses because when i look at her, i basically see a hotter version of myself. nice, right?
stepha-ho and i have had various encounters [jeje] since like...sixth grade. we share a "little friend" over by the baskbetball court and most recently, she made some very suspicious sound effects in my bathroom.
mikey is one of those kids that attracts weird people. from mental elderly women at the metro to crazy armenian manicurists, spending time with him is quite adventurous. my most enjoyed moments with mikey is hearing about his various romantic encounters. they're almost as good as those romance novels. just almost!
marisela is always fun to gossip with. although we don't talk so much, we seem to know a fair amount of what's going on in our strange personal lives. we never fail to run into her "best friend" no matter where we are. i know she likes it though ;]
GHOSTFIRE! after we amazingly got over our hatred towards each other, vince and i became our own personal emo hotlines. when we're not discussing life issues, he's usually dragging me around in a pit. one of these days, he's going to make a personal delivery of a chocolate moo'd.
junior is one of my youngest, yet most entertaining friends. i call him potato for some odd reason that goes waaay back when he still wasn't a man yet. but now he's grown into a little womaneater. his favorite passtime is probably making girls cry and washing his face with baking soda. nah i'm just kidding about the first one. or am i?
click for the not
so cute kids