Chase - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"Wishing To Be Friends Is Quick Work, But Friendship Is A Slow Ripening Fruit"
Aristotle
Hi My Name Is Chase And I'm A Dork Who Thinks He Knows Everything And Is The Smartest Person In The Room. Usually That Is The Case Although Sometimes I Am Wrong. However...When I Am Wrong, I Am The Expert At Making You Think That You're The Idiot And I'm Not.

Here's A List Of My Top 5 Qualities.
1. I Shower Twice Daily So I Don't Stink
2. I Think I'm Fun And If I'm Not You Could Always Just Make Fun Of Me
3. I Never Ask To Borrow Money
4. I Like To Drive
5. I'm ASIAN?

I Think That I'm Pretty Easy Going I Guess. If You've Ever Met Me, You Probably Thought I Was An Ass At First. You Probably Still Think That Now Too. I Like To Have Fun Which Usually Means That I'll Have To Do Things Which I'm Not Very Good At (See Interests Section) But I'll Do It Anyway As Long As Like I Stated Earlier It's Fun. I Enjoy The Thought Of Actually Using My Mountain Bike Because I Havn't Done It In A While. I Will Say Things That May Offend You But I Promise That It Wasn't My Intention. I Have A Hard Time Biting My Tongue And Sometimes I Get Myself In Trouble Because Of That. I'm Really Good At Listening To Your Problems However I Will Not Tell You What You Want To Hear But Rather What I Think You Should Hear. I Guess I'm You Daily Dose Of Reality. That's About All I Want To Share On A Public Forum. Oh Yeah And Let's Not Forget That I'm Probably The Most Cynical Person You'll Ever Meet. And Remember, Sarcasm Is A Virtue.{}

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton Would Be Awesome. The Man Is Far More Intelligent Than Most People Think. Andrea Corr Because I Think That She Is Such A Talented Musician/Songwriter. Greg Maddux Because He Is One Of The Greatest Pitchers Of Modern Baseball. I'd Like To Meet Mandy Moore Too. Out Of All Those Girls From That Pop Era, I Think She Has The Most Talent Even Though It Went Unnoticed. Aside From Celebrities And Icons I Guess Anyone Who Is Capable Of Taking A Joke And Having Fun. That's About The Only Thing That'll Keep You From Going Insane.

My Blog

From A Friend

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 20:10:00 GMT