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david

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About Me


follow tangentialism at http://twitter.comtangential , but barely. peripheral , consistently also barely. let's try vox for a second.

My Interests

Faster routes by bike on weekdays, slower routes on weekends, photo-graphery, score-reading, book-reading, balance, and the loss of balance.

I'd like to meet:

Just enough people to finally push Mehdi's disturbing dancing girl video off my myspace page.

02/06/2007: My God, how many messages will it take? I'm going to have to start friending random DJs and party promoters if you people can't shove that ballerina off my page.

ATTENTION NYMPHOMANIAC MESSAGE ROBOTS: I HAVE DEVELOPED A NOVEL DEFENSE AGAINST YOUR FAWNING AUTOMATED ENTREATIES FOR FRIENDSHIP. PURSUE MY INTERESTS NO FURTHER.

ATTENTION NON-ROBOTIC NORMAL FRIENDS: YOUR MESSAGES ARE COMING THROUGH JUST FINE. DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH SUCH WORRIES AS: "PERHAPS HE DOES NOT SEE MY MESSAGES, AS THEY ARE INTERMINGLED WITH THOSE OF THE NYMPHOBOTS". SUCH IS NOT THE CASE; I AM HIP TO YOUR HUMANITY.

Music:

Old old old old old music. Conversely, Four-Tet.

Movies:

I hated Bubble.

Television:

Not lately.

Books:

Music for Torching, Midnight's Children, Fist Stick Knife Gun, The Elements of Style

Heroes:

Overweight security guards with ketchup-stained shirts, working nights until their dreams come true and they finally wake up licensed electricians.