Let me tell you a little story... The other day was I was on my way to a wedding...I shaved...got dressed up...the usual...
I show up at the WAC (Washington Athletic Club) around 5:27...wedding starts at 5:30
Of course there is some security guard at the door there who thinks he is the most powerful person in the world because he has a security badge similar to the 18 I bought at the dollar store in my younger years...
I tell him I'm here for the wedding and he blankly stares at me as if I'm the dumbest person in the world...he then talks to everyone else around me...it is now 5:30 and the wedding is beginning...
I'm calling people...no one is answering (cuz I'm calling the groom and the people IN the wedding)
Security guy calls other security friend confirming there is no wedding here...
I don't know what to do so after 10 minutes of fighting I leave...
As I'm on the taxi ride home, I get a phone call from one of the groomsmen...I ask where he is and he responds at home...
Confusion sets in
He informs me I'm one month early and the wedding is July 9th, not June 9th
I'm special...because my mom says so
