MALLORY JAMES

x . Im tiny, but overwhelming.
x . I give everyone a chance.
x . I am passionate about my beliefs.
x . My only prejudice is against people who are prejudice.
x . I have a goal in life that i've never shared with anyone.
x . I'm overly sensitive but 89.7% of the time I won't let you know that i'm hurting.
x . I talk too much.
x . My choice of words can you break you worse than the hardest punch anyone could throw at you.
x . I own at least 50 different types of fishnets. AT LEAST.
x . Don't try to change my mind. I WILL bitchslap you.
x . I am a small person with a B-I-G temper.
x . In 7th grade I made a girl bleed.
x . I try not to judge people before getting to know them.
x . Don't expect me to be nice to you if you're an asshole.
x . I only cry when Im angry.
x . I don't drink and drive.
x . I buy my friends expensive gifts. [It's because they're worth it].
x . I am strongly FOR equal unions between homosexuals.
x . I cannot sing. By asking me to do so, you are telling your ears to commit suicide.
x . I WON'T do drugs, so dont waste your breath offering me any.
x . I LOVE shopping for other people.
x . I enjoy cheering people up.
x . I am a hopeless romantic.
x . Dont ask me personal questions unless youre a close friend. I won't get pissed, but you won't want to know the answer.
x . I will like you even if you dont know who you are yet.
x . No offense, but I think the Bible is a load of shit.
x . Sometimes I won't want your opinion even if I ask for it.
x . I hate poseurs, but I take into consideration that everyone is a hypocrite.
x . I have Chuck Taylors in every color.
x . Lifes too short, so CHASE DOWN your motherfucking dreams.
x . I am pro choice.
x . According to the student body, I was the most unique female of Wantagh High School's class of 2005.
x . I have no self-esteem but I'm still full of myself a lot of the time.
x . I try to embrace embarrassment
x . I am more critical of myself than of others.
x . You dont want to be near me when Im in a bad mood.
x . I get nicer when I'm on my period. Because I'm weird.
x . People can't offend me if Im laughing the loudest at myself. Duh.
x . I drive a silver 2001 Honda CRV. Josephine... my baby.
x . My favorite fruit is kiwi.
x . You DON'T want to mess with me. I promise.
x . I throw awesome parties.
x . My honesty is brutality in its simplest form.
x . The type of underwear I have on is none of your business unless you can see it, in which case you should tell me. I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
x . Sometimes I lie through my teeth.
x . I have better friends than I could ever ask for.
x . I like the color pink, but that doesnt make me a priss.
x . I like to dance in the rain.
x . I talk to myself. Sometimes I give myself good advice. I just dont always listen.
x . I miss my grandmother more than anything else in the world.
x . I hate waking up in the morning.
x . X is my favorite letter of the alphabet.
x . I have a stunning and genius nephew. He can count higher than me and he isn't even two yet.
x . I still don't eat my vegetables.
x . A normal day for me involves something you'll never forget.
x . I'm crazy and I do not approve of you judging me unless you truly know me.
x . If it's not significant, then get over it.
x . No matter what you say, NY pizza and bagels are so much better than yours.
x . I'm quite intelligent, I just don't like to show it much...
x . Don't question my actions, just deal. (I give you full permission to laugh in my face)
x . Sometimes I'm too serious, but usually I like to fuck around.
x . I'm pretty self-conscious, but you wouldn't realize it just by talking to me.
x . I love music. All music. Even country.
x . I have a guitar, and not the slightest clue how to go about playing it...
x . My hair is never the same color as the last time you saw me. Or the same style.
x . I see through you, so shut the fuck up.
x . I do seek revenge. I forgive and NEVER forget.
x . I have 16 piercings and 2 tattoos.
x . Try to figure out whether my eyes are brown or black.