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About Me

My name is Kyle S. Altman but as of now you can call me Master Kyle Altman. I truly apologize for the inconvenience of the formalities but it is necessary unless you're cool enough to know what the "S" stands for, it's just how it has to be. I'm in the Air Force, i get paid to work out...it's pretty cool, just sucks being away from home. I miss my family, all my friends, and my love, Alexa. As you can see, I'm kinda a big deal...y'know, really important around these parts. I don't know what everyone around here would do without me. I guess you could say that I am the coolest of the cool...pretty important. And if you can't sense the sarcasm in this bit of text you might as well just leave my page.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Master Kyle Spencer Altman
Birthday: New Years' Eve
Birthplace: Savannah, Georgia
Current Location: Pembroke, Georgia
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Six foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: My ancestor were female pirate whores that raped and pillaged the western seaboard of Europe.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rainbow Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat...ahh...yes, and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make it through indoc.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...
Thoughts First Waking Up: what time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't have any...i'm a slob
Your Bedtime: whenever alexa leaves...
Your Most Missed Memory: this confuses me...think about it...missed memory?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...ugh.
Single or Group Dates: Both.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nah...that's shit's bad for you.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Oh my yes...I sang that song on my profile...but...someone else recorded it.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes twice.
Have you Been in Love: Oh my yes.
Do you want to go to College: Absolutely
Do you want to get Married: At some point.
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: on nothing but fair rides...i hate those things.
Do you think you are Attractive: No...and i have low self esteem...HAHAHAWell...I go through phases...but i love running and working out...if that counts.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: I play every instrument handed to me...i just suck at it.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: good question...I don't drink...unless i intend to get drunk...and yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Like i said...it's bad for you...hehe
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Sure.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: uh huh
In the past month have you been on Stage: uh huh
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah uh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: actually, yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not really big into stealing stuff.
Ever been Drunk: no...uh, maybe!?!...ok...fuck yea...sounds about right.
Ever been called a Tease: Quite a few times...but it was b/c i sobered up. HEHE
Ever been Beaten up: By my brother.
Ever Shoplifted: Not that i can remember.
How do you want to Die: I wouldn't mind dying while saving someone...as long as they got saved.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well i want to be a pararescueman...but i never want to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Wherever the Air Force sends me...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Less than me.
Best Clothing Style: Preppy...sexy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots of prescription.
Number of CDs I own: Countless.
Number of Piercings: 1...?
Number of Tattoos: none...yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing.
See Griff Naked! - or - See Johnnie do something stupid! My name is Kyle S. Altman but as of now you can call me Master Kyle Altman. I truly apologize for the inconvenience of the formalities but it is necessary unless you're cool enough to know what the "S" stands for, it's just how it has to be. I'm in the delayed entry program in the Air Force and I'm about to start my special forces pipeline to become a pararescueman. This is where i go with the generic "I just hang out with my friends" thing...but that's how it is, I just hang out with friends and enjoy the time i have with them. As you can see, I'm kinda a big deal...y'know, really important around these parts. I don't know what everyone around here would do without me. I guess you could say that I am the coolest of the cool...pretty important. And if you can't sense the sarcasm in this bit of text you might as well just leave my page.

My Interests

I like to run cross country, I'm into cycling, love water sports(anything that let's me get drug behind a boat), love the beach(especially at night), cemetaries are cool, movies are pretty alright when I'm bored or need an excuse to get close to someone;), and I like having fun, but then again...who doesn't?

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