The one and only Effingsuite is finally back after their overly long hiatus. Ryan has become addicted to cocaine, luckily he beat the addiction and now is addicted to being awesome. Dan was already awesome and during the long break managed to somehow become even more awesome. This of course lead to a deficit in awesomeness in third world countries... but they were already in bad shape so it's not that big a deal. New songs have and will be written recorded and presented to you ungrateful bastards who do nothing but sit back and enjoy the fruits of our labor while we... like laborers who make fruit and vegetables... I believe they are called "Fruit Tamers" have been fruiting it up (in a very heterosexual way) and have passed through our times of darkness into a shining pool of radiance and splendor that you will soon enough be able to feast upon. So... in summation... ex post facto... You Are Welcome.
(If you would like to send us money let us know and we will give you a way. We like money... and boobies, but please don't send us any boobies unless they are [A] Pictures of your nice boobies [B] Pictures of your friend/girlfriend's nice boobies [C] Living boobies that are nice and still attached to a not dead body *Man boobies are NOT "nice" boobies*)
