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Kitty Mafia

About Me

We are a five cat mafia with a stronghold on a West Side, human dwelling. We call the shots on such things as when the litter boxes will be changed and when the new bags of food will arrive. Of course all the food we eat just fell off a truck. We've never paid for a thing in our lives. We run the catnip racket in this dwelling so don't even think about coming over to the West Side. If our small group of humans don't comply with our demands then we strong arm them. We use techniques like knocking over water glasses, crapping NEXT TO the litter box, and incessant meowing. Due to our tenacity we have completely taken over the dwelling. We have full run of the house. We were plotting while the humans were laughing at us for our lack of thumbs. They never saw it coming.


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Garfield-so lazy and so rude. Heathcliff-now there's a guy that can really run a litter.


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