Getting In Touch With My Inner Geek

WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Your HighnessWHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My computer humming. I'm getting in touch with my inner geek.THE LAST THING YOU ATE Now, that's kind of personal. Are you saying that I need to lose weight?IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Forget about what color I would be, I would just be depressed that I didn't have any arms or legs and that some stupid kid kept using me to color in his Spongebob coloring book.HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW Cloudy and chilly.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Carmen Electra's lawyers called and warned me not to contact their client again.FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes. Ass. Moral flexibility .....DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS MAIL Yes. kevinsellsvi@[email protected] and I are good friends.HAIR COLOR? Dark BrownWEAR CONTACTS? Yes, I write them down in my phone book and then stitch them down onto my jeans.FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? April 01FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? On the couch watchin TV, or on the comp. It's a toss-up.ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? The numerous restraining orders against me should indicate that I am not.SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter is god's hangover.HUGS OR KISSES? Depends on the person, wouldn't you say?RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? erm, could you ask a more daft question, really?CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Ah yes, I see that you can. Btw, did you also happen to notice a secret racist undertone to this question?DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Sure why not. After all, it's good to flood people's mailboxes with pointless, stupid, time wasting e-mails that get forwarded to about 10,000 people and slow down e-mail servers. Just makes the world a better place.WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I don't understand women.WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? The Pope (cuz I don't have his email address)LIVING ARRANGEMENTS Let me know if you want a diagram of my room. I'll have my designer fax the floor plan over.WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Get a Date with a Lesbian Cheerleader in 8 Easy Steps' - It's a highly charged political thriller, honest.WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? D-uh! The mouse ofcourse!WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? I don't kiss n' tellFAVORITE SMELLS The Ocean.CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Your attempt at getting me to make that stupid face has been seriously thwarted!WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Passionate people.BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Not a popcorn person.FAVORITE FLOWER Gay Question.FAVORITE ANIMAL I was in kindergarten the last time someone asked me this question. I probably answered it that time.