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Matthew

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About Me


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew
Birthday: March 30, 1982
Birthplace: Portsmouth, New Hampshire
Current Location: Somersworth, New Hampshire
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Canadian, French, German, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberlands
Your Weakness: Kick to the balls.
Your Fears: The Dutch.
Your Perfect Pizza: Not Sure, really couldn't think of anything funny for this one.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose my virginity.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Your a Pervert.
Thoughts First Waking Up: How do I get rid of this boner.
Your Best Physical Feature: My thumbs.
Your Bedtime: After shooting my load.
Your Most Missed Memory: When I defeated Superman.
Pepsi or Coke: Either one is good with Rum.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK cause I want it my way.
Single or Group Dates: Single, its hard to date two girls at the same time.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either with a little Jim Beam.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate on some.... You get where I'm going.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yeah, every rice burner that challeges me at the line.
Do you Swear: Me Swear, you fucking kidding me.
Do you Sing: Only on the shitter.
Do you Shower Daily: Only leap years.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, you broke my heart Beyonce
Do you want to go to College: Yeah for gynocology.
Do you want to get Married: Only if shes a ten, okay maybe a nine.
Do you belive in yourself: You bet, who else would?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only in bed.
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuck NO, I'm irresistable!
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, I drive 5 miles a day, its quite a workout.
Do you get along with your Parents: Its hard when there in prison.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, great for love making.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah a girls heart, just kidding.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Me Drank alcomohol, noo.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, you at the line sucka.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Horse tranqulizers (I'm so high, I forgot how to spell!)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, Jennifer Aniston It was a rebound thing.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: What am I a 15 year old girl?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah, had my stomach pumped.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah, something about the taste of raw fish.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, amauter night at Ten's, I made 19 cents.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, fuck you Ashlee Simpson!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah, emphasis on SKINNY!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A young girls heart, LOL.
Ever been Drunk: Can't remember, wheres my beer?
Ever been called a Tease: Thats why Ashlee dumped me.
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, damn Girl Scouts.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, tampons, don't ask.
How do you want to Die: Having sex with a midget on a tricycle.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Male Stripper.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, what a fucked up culture that is.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any.
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette.
Short or Long Hair: Either.
Height: 5' 0" to 6' 0"
Weight: 110 to 130 pounds.
Best Clothing Style: Good Question?
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Too Many to count
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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My Interests

Music:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Black Eyed Peas, Devo, DMX, Dre, Gorillaz, Green Day, Korn, Led Zepplin, Ludacris, Metallica, NIN, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Queen, Snoop Dogg, System of a Down, The Specials, Wu-Tang

Movies:

Airplane, American Pie, Billy Madison, Blazing Saddles, Caddy Shack, Celtic Pride, Gone in 60 Seconds, Happy Gilmore, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Shawn of the Dead, Snatch, Space Balls, Super Troopers, Team America World Police, The Big Lewbowski, The Love Bug, The Naked Gun, The Passion, Reservior Dogs, Young Frankenstein