Barnaby Brogue

Barnaby Ignacious Brogue III (pronounced as it's said) was born, conceived in a cyborg womb from the seed of a Greek god ("One of the lesser ones, not Zeus or anything.") and the egg of a lollipop lady from Penge. A tumultous infancy followed, with Barnaby's adoptive father keeping him in the attic and robbing him of the creativity a youthful mind craves. In his adolescence Barnaby managed to escape his cruel taskmaster to roam the land aimlessly, eventually taken in by a group of samurai somewhere near Osaka. There he was schooled in their ancient rites until a skirmish with an invading force of ninjas left him in a coma for 8 years. He wasn't actually involved in the conflict but witnessing that sheer level of kick-ass awsomeness blew his tiny mind.
No one truly knows what went on in Barnaby's internal mind during that time, but he emerged a creative force of some reckoning - "a modern day Malcolm McClaren but without the drawbacks of gingerity." His creative ventures include several works of social commentary "art" in the overlooked medium of MS Paint; an ever-growing portfolio of photos of the backs of people's heads taken at gigs; a music band (or "noise experiment") and he is currently making in-roads to the fashion industry, having patented the Ultimate Indie-kid Fashion Item (TM): a fitted blazer woven entirely from skinny ties and badges, with epaulettes made from the white plastic toe-bits of Converse All Stars.
A wise and wizened soul, Barnaby continues to live a life rich in experience and plans to be dead by Rock Star Death Age of Choice, 27. This is ubercool in itself, but also since we'll be living in a Logan's Run world by that time he'll get the jump on The Establishment who decree he die at 30, such is his dedication to the ongoing war against The Man.
Barnaby fears nothing, unless he has to encounter it in real life in which case he fears spiders, clowns/mimes/drag queens ("One and the same incarnation of evil with many painted faces"), turkeys and the cold, dead eyes of child actress Dakota Fanning.
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