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About Me

I am an undead child molester that has been doomed to walk the earth for eternity...

I died in the 1970's and immediatly found myself in Hell... As it turns out, they wont even accept me there...

So, my eternal punishment has been to travel around with The Matadors (www.thematadors.net) as there MC, towel man,spiritual adviser and all around whipping boy.

So, far I think i'd rather be in Hell than have to get back in that fucking van one more time...

I have been told by Hooch (one of my bosses) that I need an outlet because he's sick of my endless griping so I thought I'd try out myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well... since my genitals rotted off about 20 years ago kids are totally not on that list...I would like to meet other damned,undead and/or doomed souls such as myself to maybe meet up for tea well im on the road. Ive yet to meet any. Otherwise i'd like to meet Matadors fans who's lives and/private parts ive been able to touch

My Blog

freedom...

ive been allowed out of my box for 2 hours to have some tests run on me. I thought i would take a massive steaming blog while i was out. A couple of things: 1. psychobilly in canada is becoming hila...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:09:00 GMT

your mom's vagina IS a toilet

ok, here's whats on my mind:   you're all cunts. you dont care about me... none of you really understand what i go through; shit Hooch puts me through the, endless rides in the van to venues that...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 19:38:00 GMT